Contents:
Tales of Two Islands:
Mainland Parking
Roy Baker

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One
of two car ferries that ply between the
mainland and Coochiemudlo Island, Moreton
Bay, nr Brisbane.
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In the last PON I promised a series
comparing our offshore community with that on Coochiemudlo, an island just off
Brisbane. Coochie, as it’s often called, is accessible
only by water. That can lead to mainland car parking
issues, so we start by asking whether they have
problems similar to our own.
There’s comfort to be had in discovering human
universals. Take, for instance, the unspoken rule that
at every meeting about Church Point parking someone has
to suggest a car ferry so that islanders can take their
vehicles home. If it’s ridicule you’re after, you could
only do better by mentioning a bridge.
How consoling, then, that the idea of a bridge is raised
from time to time as a possible solution to Coochie’s
parking woes, only to be met with similar derision. And
how comfortingly familiar to hear Coochie residents
complain about Council taking away their mainland
parking spots. Take heart, for we are not the only
offshore community circling car parks looking for a
space.
At a rough estimate, Church Point has around 480 parking
places. Coochie’s equivalent to Church Point is Victoria
Point. Almost all parking at Victoria Point is free,
whereas a Church Point sticker costs $619 pa ($309.50
concession). What’s more, judging by Google Earth,
Victoria Point offers more spots, even though Coochie
has just 850 full-time residents, compared to 940 living
offshore on southern Pittwater. Let’s not get into the
fact that we compete for spaces with the guests of two
large restaurants. Victoria Point has one small café.

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Above:
Victoria
Point, the closest mainland to Coochiemudlo
Island. Below: Church Point, Pittwater
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So far things sound peachy
for Coochiemudlo. But Victoria Point’s capacity is
deceptive. While most Church Point spots permit long
term parking, much of Victoria Point limits stays to
just a few hours. Dare I risk unpopularity by suggesting
that the Church Point sticker is our saving
grace? Victoria Point has no similar scheme, meaning
that no favours are granted to offshore residents
needing to park overnight.
In fact Victoria Point offers just two areas appropriate
for overnight parking. One is a gated car park, which
you’ll see towards the top right of the aerial photo
above, running alongside some buildings. That car park
guarantees its users a spot, so it’s equivalent to the
leased spaces on the upper level of our two-storey. The
annual fee for the Victoria Point car park is $1,200,
compared with $6,108 for a leased spot at Church Point. Sound
good?

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Some
of the publicly available parking at
Victoria Point. Most of the spots shown here
are restricted to 12 hours' parking
weekdays, and are reserved for cars with
trailers at weekends and on public holidays.
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The catch is that the Victoria Point car park has just
89 places, all of which are taken. What’s more, there’s
a further 86 on the waiting list.
The fact that the car park
is thoroughly oversubscribed must say something about
how dire parking is on the rest of Victoria Point. In
contrast, there are spaces at Church Point currently
available for lease.
The only other area where
cars can be left overnight on Victoria Point is in the
treed area you'll see in the above photo. But there
vehicles are particularly prone to vandalism and theft.
The old joke about Church Point Spares would work just
as well up there.
Anecdotally, finding a park at Victoria Point sounds
harder than at Church Point. According to Coochie
resident Angela Hoskins, weekdays are OK between 9 am
and 3 pm, but weekends are always problematic. ‘Unless I
absolutely have to, I don’t leave the island Fridays to
Sundays’, she says. ‘Holiday times are difficult for
parking seven days a week.’
So far, so much shared suffering. But there’s one
important difference. Whereas Pittwater residents can’t
take their cars home, this is a viable option for some
Coochie residents. They have not just one car ferry but two, with the
largest capable of carrying 13 cars. These ferries ply
between the island and Victoria Point daily, running
from early morning until late afternoon. There’s a
departure every 40 minutes or so and the crossing takes
10 minutes.
A return trip for a car costs $70. If that sounds a lot,
remember that a return trip for two adults and two
children over five years travelling on the Church Point ferry costs $20.46.
If we had a car ferry similar to Coochie then it would
be cheaper for a family of four living on Scotland
Island to take their car across to Church Point twice a
week than it would to leave it at the Point in a leased
spot and then use the ferry.

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Colburn
Ave's gated car park on Victoria Point
contains 89 places, compared with 290 in
Church Point's main car park
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Suddenly the idea of a car ferry between Church Point
and Scotland Island might not seem so daft. In fact
during the 1980s a number of islanders viewed a
commercial service, running between the Church Point
ramp and Carol’s Wharf, as a viable option. During the
1990s even Council looked into the idea as a serious
proposition.
But before you risk your reputation by suggesting a car
ferry, remember that the island’s population has more
than doubled since the 1980s. Once we’ve brought
everyone’s car across to Carol’s Wharf, where would they
all go? Coochie’s housing density is around half ours,
and their island is flat.
What’s more, how many Scotland Islanders can limit
themselves to two weekly forays to the mainland? This
brings us to an important demographic distinction
between Coochie and Scotland Islanders: the latter are
far more likely to commute regularly to work. While just
18% of Scotland Islanders are aged 65 or above, over 40%
of Coochie’s population is of retirement age. On
Scotland Island 65% of adults are in the labour force.
On Coochie the proportion is 39%. Retirees might manage
with just the occasional mainland excursion, but for
working families that’s unlikely to be an option.
We don’t have a car ferry. But at least those with a
Church Point sticker are afforded certain privileges
over occasional visitors to the Point. Personally, I
think we get a better deal than offshore residents
parking at Victoria Point. But whatever your views, you
might find solace in the fact that we are not the only
community with seemingly intractable parking woes.
Thanks to Angela Hoskins and Bill Gye for their help
with this article. Angela's research comparing parking
for our two communities can be found here.
Mondays & Fridays,
starting 3 March
Beginning this Monday,
Kundalini yoga sessions will be held in Scotland
Island Community Hall, Catherine Park.
Kundalini yoga is a mind
and body practice, known as the yoga of awareness. A
typical class includes asana (posture), meditation,
relaxation, pranayama (breathwork) mantra (chanting)
and mudra (hand position).
Monday morning class:
7.30 to 8.30 am
Friday morning class: 10.00 to 11.00 am
Yoga mats, blankets and
bolsters are available, or bring your own if you
prefer. Cost: $25 per class (no booking required).
Please arrive early as payment is on arrival (eftpos
available), and we all want to be ready for the class
to begin on time.
Sessions will be led
by islander Sue Blezard. Here Sue shares her passion
for her practice:
After many years doing
different types of exercise and yoga it's kundalini
yoga that does it for me! What I love most is feeling
the created energy move around my body while feeling
peace and connection. For me it's the perfect package
of exercise, personal development and spirituality.
Kundalini yoga is done with your eyes closed, so there
are fewer distractions and no need to worry about what
you look like, because no one is watching! You focus
on your breath and quieten your mind as you follow the
instructions of the teacher. There are hundreds
of classes; some are vigorous, others more meditative,
but all are designed to have specific benefits.
This is what I've experienced from my kundalini yoga
practice - improved core strength and fitness, lower
heart rate and blood pressure, reduced anxiety and
stress, deeper breathing, better sleep, more focus,
less reactive, increased self awareness, emotional
stability and a general feeling of peace and
contentment.
It's different, powerful and life changing! I'd love
to share my passion with you, so come try it for
yourself. Any questions please feel free to message or
call me on 0405 473 148.
Sat Naam, Sue Blezard

Scotland Island
Community Hall
9, 10, 16 & 17 May

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Phoning
it in: Cast member Nettie Lodge always
gives acting her all
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Preparations proceed
apace for the offshore community highlight of the
year: the island play. Rehearsals are being rehearsed,
costumes stitched, props cobbled together and some of
the cast are learning their lines. I've learned mine
but have now forgotten them again.
This year's play is
brought to you by the team responsible for last year's
'Secret Island'. Directed by Elvina Bay resident
Sophie Lepowic, 'Wedding Island' features (in order of
appearance) May Blackband, Roy Baker, Alix Ah-Pet,
Nettie Lodge, Sophie Lepowic, Larry Woods, Mara
Syngros, Ian White and Lizzie Brand. Stage management
is by Gilli Unwin.

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Director
Sophie Lepowic has total confidence in her
actors
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This week I caught up with the play's elusive author,
islander Bogue Anthill. For evidential purposes I
recorded our meeting:
PON: So, Bogue,
what have you been doing since 'Secret Island'?
Bogue: Pon, can I call you Pon? I've been so
busy. No-one expected this new presidency, not even
the pollsters.
PON: How did it happen?
Bogue: Being in touch with the heartbeat of the
community, and slick marketing, obviously. They had a
cracker election catch-cry; "Make Waste and Waste
Water Great Again". As you can see, I'm still wearing
the MAWWAGA hat. I’ve since been appointed as the
transport attaché and I’m working on a peace deal.
You've heard of shuttle diplomacy? I had to do some
heavy duty water taxi diplomacy.
PON: How did that go?
Bogue: Not good. Peace talks finished at 8.05pm
at Church Point, so I had to sleep in my car.
PON: Your new play is called 'Wedding Island'.
What drew you to write about weddings?
Bogue: Everyone loves a wedding, especially
offshore.
PON: What happens in the play?
Bogue: There's a wedding, obviously. But in
fine Scotland Island style there's a complication.
PON: The groom has slept with one of the
bridesmaids?
Bogue: No.
PON: A fight breaks out?
Bogue: No.
PON: Supplies for the banquet cause a shortage
of alcohol on the Northern Beaches for three weeks?
Bogue: No.
PON: OK, so your play is not based on a true
story.
Bogue: What? Look, no.
'Secret Island' was a
sell-out, so don't miss 'Wedding Island'. A nubile
couple, seventy rowdy guests and a frisky brushturkey.
What could possibly go wrong? Tickets will be
available shortly.
Roy Baker
Scotland Island
Recreation Centre
Thursday 13 March, 6
pm onwards
Catherine Park,
Scotland Island
Sunday 23 March, 10 am
- 12 noon
Scotland Island
Community Hall
Saturday 29 March,
7 - 9 pm
To help defray
expenses, the Recreation Club ask for $5 per
person per attendance.
Scotland Island
Community Hall
4 & 5 April
Experience "The Wall"
Like Never Before!
Moon Dance presents an
unforgettable musical journey as The Flaming
Doghouse brings Pink Floyd’s legendary rock opera
"The Wall" to life on 4 & 5 April 2025, at the
Scotland Island Community Hall & Recreation
Centre.
With masterful
performances and immersive energy, The Flaming
Doghouse delivers this iconic album in a way that’s
both powerful and personal. Featuring epic hits like
"Another Brick in the Wall" and "Comfortably Numb",
this show promises to captivate both die-hard Floyd
fans and new listeners alike.
Enjoy pre-show drinks
and snacks at The Green Room Bar & Snackery,
open from 7 pm. Showtime 8:00pm.
There will be a return
ferry from Tennis to Church Point after the show (at
11:15pm). This is a seated event.
Tickets on sale now
– don’t miss this exclusive event! To buy tickets,
click here.
Waterfront furnished house for rent.
Three bedrooms, four
bathrooms, private jetty, Lovett Bay. April onwards
for minimum 3 months, longer terms negotiable. Rent
$1100pw.
Call Tim 0408 608628
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