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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!

Saturday Sept 29
Colorado Cafe
Watchung, NJ

We had a jamtastically good time celebrating Vinnie's birthday WRECKS-travaganza at the Blackthorn in Parsippany! Special thanks to all who participated, and we thought the life-size Kim Kardashian pinata at the after-party was a very nice touch! He's still frantically piecing it back together, but promises to emerge from his "booty induced" forensic reconstruction to come out and play for you this weekend.

As you know the 2012 "WRECK-onomic Stimulus" Tour is currently underway and we ask that you endorse our simple campaign strategy "Keep Partying Until the Economy Improves!" Recent polls show that our message is gaining serious momentum amongst the general population, however there's an uprising within the 10 year old and younger demographic regarding energy independence as they think that Barney & his friends show strong potential as a source of fossil fuel while others think that his flatulence is the cause of global warming arging that the song Purple Haze is clear evidence of such. Ahhh...election season... Whatever your age or philosophy, we'll just keep the good times rolling along for anyone and everyone to enjoy...!

Next stop on the WRECKS-express...The Colorado Cafe in Watchung NJ Saturday night September 29th! Where else can you have a fabulous meal, imbibe quality beverages, and dance the night away while knocking a half dozen items off your bucket list? OK, Playboy mansion aside, the Colorado Cafe is still your best bet for a great time this weekend plus you don't have to see some old guy wearing pajamas hogging all the women since they'll be working the bar surface like the catwalk at a Charlie Sheen crafted amusement park...and let's not forget the ultra-friendly staff, mechanical bull and more bachelorette parties in one night than Elizabeth Taylor has had in a lifetime! PLUS, join us as we're also celebrating Colorado Cafe alum MANDY's birthday!! Woo-hoooo!! ;)

There you go...

And be realistic...we're only going to watch Sunday football horizontally anyway, so we may as well make efficient use of our time, meet up at the Colorado Cafe and party our way into proper viewing condition!

See you there!

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DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.

Saturday night we celebrate
Mandy's Birthday!!



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Saturday ~ Sept 29 ~ 10:01pm
Colorado Cafe
http://coloradocafe.com
154 Bonnie Burn Rd
Watchung, NJ
908-322-7200

Celebrate Cafe alum MANDY's birthday with us!!
Rock N Roll in the Buck Off Bar with The WRECKS
Country in the Ballroom... AND WESTERN TOO ;)
Come on out for the best Saturday nights East of Golden, CO!


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THURSDAY ~ Oct 4 ~ 9:37pm
The Exchange
http://www.exchangefood.com/
160 East Main St.
Rockaway, NJ
973-627-8488

Special Thursday night performance
Great venue with a huge beer/drink selection!!


Saturday ~ Oct 6 ~ 9:16pm
Red Oak Grille
http://www.redoakgrille.com/
579 Allen Rd
Basking Ridge, NJ
908-781-9400

Beautiful private golf club
with a BEAUTIFUL PUBLIC restaurant & bar!!
Join us for our return and a good goofin' time!


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Reply to this email to contact us for your party or event!

Sat ~ Sept 29 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung, NJ
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THURSDAY ~ Oct 4 ~ The Exchange ~ Rockaway, NJ
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Sat ~ Oct 6 ~ Red Oak Grille ~ Basking Ridge, NJ
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Fri ~ Oct 12 ~ Rockaway River Barn ~ Rockaway, NJ
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Sat ~ Oct 20 ~ Mason Street Pub ~ Hopatcong, NJ
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Fri ~ Oct 26 ~ Tavern on the Rocks ~ Rockaway, NJ
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Fri ~ Nov 2 ~ Blackthorn ~ Parsippany, NJ
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Sat ~ Nov 3 ~ The Exchange ~ Rockaway, NJ
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Fri ~ Nov 9 ~ Rhythms ~ Manville, NJ OUR RETURN!!
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Sat ~ Nov 17 ~ private party (contact us for yours)
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Wed ~ Nov 21 ~ Mason Street Pub ~ Hopatcong, NJ Thanksgiving Eve!
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Sat ~ Nov 24 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung, NJ
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Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
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Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones are, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!