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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!


Friday Aug 31
Mohawk House
Sparta, NJ
&
Sunday Sept 2
private party
Bedminster, NJ


Well, the "unofficial end of Summer 2012" is upon us, and we'd like to take this opportunity to thank all of you who have made it as entertaining for us as we hope to have made it for you. Whether you were dancing to the hits of the season or hitting on seasoned dancers we were delighted to provide the soundtrack to your self destructive behavior. So now... as the radiant glow of the sun diminishes into cooler evening air, we can only conclude one thing... IT'S TIME FOR LABOR DAY WEEKEND 2012!!!!!!!

This is it... the final date of the Summer 2012 Spreading the Infection Tour and we're celebrating in grand style with one spectacular event on Friday August 31st...!

The venue you've been waiting for all Summer long... THE MOHAWK HOUSE in Sparta NJ.

Yes kids, the mix-o-logy capital of Sussex County nestled atop the rural skyline of Route 15, we can't think of a better way to start the weekend. With inspired cuisine and a dizzying selection of seasonal beverages we hit the stage at 9PM, so be sure to come early and join us outdoors by the fire as we watch the sun set over the mountains while Tommy performs his "homage" to Porch Boy from Deliverance... no squealing... please.

The remainder of our weekend is consumed by private functions, however we'll take this opportunity to remind you that we are available for any events requiring quality entertainment... Weddings, Engagments, Anniversaries, Civil Unions, Divorces, Birthdays, Graduatons, Award Ceremonies, Family Reunions, Interventions, Births, Deaths, Barn Raisings, Elective Reconstructive Surgery, Political Fundraisers, Inaugural Balls, Political Demises due to corruption and scandal, Carnivals, Rodeos, Contests involving Wet, Oiled, Muddied or Jello-ed Female Boday Parts and Religious Events where our presence is not grounds for excommunication... Plus anything else you can think of... just ask us in person, or reach out via the easily accessible contact informaton below, or on our website or via the many forms of social media we interface with. We make it so easy to contact us, why it's pretty much impossible for anyone not living under a rock while on a hunting expediation in the Serengeti to find us!

Sooo...
BEFORE you get berated by mom at the family barbeque...

BEFORE you have an anxiety attack while reading the class syllabus for your online masters in molecular cake decorating...

BEFORE you start an intravenous intake of espresso to cram 5 work days into 4...

COME ON OUT for one last round os Summetime madness!

PLUS...
Come on out and help us celebrate our phriend Phil's graduation!!

See you there!

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WRECKS facebook to friend us: http://facebook.com/thewrecksband

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WRECKS earlier pics: http://thewrecks.com/pics.htm

WRECKS wear: http://cafepress.com/wreckshop


DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.



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Friday ~ Aug 31 ~ 8:55pm
Mohawk House
http://mohawkhouse.com/
71 Sparta Ave
Sparta, NJ
973-729-6464

BE AWARE - EARLY START HERE!!
Once again, another new venue for us all...
It has finally arrived: MOHAWK HOUSE!!
Come one, come all, come often, and join us!!


Sunday ~ Sept 2 ~ 8:00pm
private party
Please reply to this email to discuss
The WRECKS playing YOUR private event!


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Saturday ~ Sept 15 ~ 9:57pm
Celebrate Vinnie's Beersday!!
Blackthorn Parsippany
http://blackthornpub.com/parsippany/
1735 Route 46 East
Parsippany, NJ
973-334-4900

Great Irish Pub with tasty GUINNESS!!
Where better to celebrate the Beersday
of seasoned pub veteran Vinnie O'Deech!!
Join us for a drop kick event!


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Reply to this email to contact us for your party or event!

Fri ~ Aug 31 ~ Mohawk House ~ Sparta, NJ (new!)
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Sun ~ Sept 2 ~ private party ~ Bedminster, NJ
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v a c a t i o n
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Sat ~ Sept 15 ~ Blackthorn ~ Parsippany, NJ (Vinnie's Beersday!!)
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Sat ~ Sept 29 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung, NJ
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To Book The WRECKS at your club or event
reply directly to this WrecksReport newsletter,
or email us at thewrecks@thewrecks.com
or http://facebook.com/thewrecksband

Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
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Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones are, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!