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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!

Saturday April 2
COLORADO CAFE!
Watchung, NJ


Hey folks! HAPPY SPRING - or NOT!?
OMG... WTF... Will winter ever end!?!?

"Don't you worry none." Come to Colorado Cafe this Saturday night and we'll all keep each other warm. This place is HOTTER than a roaring fire in your family room.... Hotter than a walk across HOT coals... Hotter than a "chopped" Mercedes in Newark... Hotter than Charlie Sheen's "Two and a Half Men" female companions (OK, now we're getting carried away). BUT ALL KIDDING ASIDE, Saturday Night's All Right For the Cafe, and it's absolutely the BEST PARTY in NJ! Country on one side, WRECK & ROLL on the other, and a mechanical bull to STEER you straight!


Come Party Like a WRECKSTAR - See You There!

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DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.



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* * * * * * * * THIS WEEK * * * * * * * *
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Friday ~ April 1 ~ 7:69pm
Adult Social
(for reals, player)


BOOK US for your next private event!!


Saturday ~ April 2 ~ 10:01pm
Colorado Cafe
http://www.coloradocafe.com/
154 Bonnie Burn Rd
Watchung, NJ
908-322-7200

Order a dinner entree in their restaurant
And get into the club for Free!
Ladies dance upon the stage and bar,
And gentlemen can belly up to the bar.
("bar" and "bar" - THEY RHYME!)


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* * * * * * * * TWO WEEKS * * * * * * * *
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Saturday ~ April 16 ~ 9:42pm
The Essex Manor
http://www.essexmanor.com/
41 Broughton Ave
Bloomfield, NJ
973-748-6590

Our DEBUT show at this 100 year old PARTY venue!!
This will be a BLAST, so be sure to join us.


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* * * * * EXTENDED SCHEDULE * * * * *
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Reply to this email to contact us for your party!!
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Fri ~ Apr 1 ~ Private Party ~ contact us
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Sat ~ Apr 2 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung
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Sat ~ Apr 16 ~ Essex Manor ~ Bloomfield
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Fri ~ Apr 29 ~ Castaways ~ Hopatcong
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Sat ~ May 7 ~ The Firehouse ~ Rahway
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Sat ~ May 14 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung
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Fri ~ May 27 ~ Castaways ~ Hopatcong
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or contact us at http://www.facebook.com/thewrecks

Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
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Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones are, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!