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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!

EXTRA EXTRA!!
SMACKDOWN SATURDAY!
Miss California vs Perez Hilton
Coming to Colorado Cafe!!

(unfortunately, we cannot confirm this unsubstantiated RUMOR)


Saturday ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung

Whoooaaa!! What a great time last weekend at our return to Cryan's in North Branch. We had a blast celebrating Cindy's birthday, and a whole lotta fun with our old friends and brothers, past Oedipus Wrecks members Dave and Bill H! Also, Thanks again to our friend Nick of the band Simon Sez for filling in for Bill M on guitar... and last but not least...
CONGRATULATIONS
to Bill M & Laurie on the birth of their brand new son last Thursday!! Yes, a brand new one! We're all happy everything went well, and Bill's very excited about the new batch of sh!t he'll be dealing with on a regular basis! (we mean that in the best way possible ;) We're all buying stock in diaper companies.

Now for this Saturday... we're back at the legendary Colorado Cafe in Watchung NJ! This is one of America's favorite clubs, no kiddin'... Some country, some rock, and a buncha-buncha cold-pops... Join us for what'll inevitably be another wild & crazy Saturday nite in central Jersey. Also, don't forget to let the Colorado Cafe staff know you'd like to see us there on Fridays too!


WRECKS myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thewrecksmusic

The WRECKS are now on
facebook & twitter
http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Wrecks/59474709579
http://twitter.com/TheWrecks

WRECKS pics: http://www.myspace.com/thewrecksmusic
and http://www.thewrecks.com/pics.htm

WRECKS wear: http://www.cafepress.com/wreckshop


DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.

JOIN US FOR
AMY's Bachelorette Party Saturday nite at Colorado Cafe!!


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ANNOUNCEMENT!
Hey all! The WRECKS are looking to hire. We need people to assist at the shows. These are "paid gigs." We're looking for someone to go around with our sign-up sheets and get all the folks added to this Wrecks Report email distribution. Please respond to this email if you or someone you know is interested. Thanks!


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Saturday ~ May 16 ~ 10pm
Colorado Cafe
http://coloradocafe.com/
154 Bonnie Burn Rd
Watchung, NJ
908-322-7200

ALWAYS A BIG-BIG-BIG Saturday night!
Join us for the Rockin' parties...
Amy's Bachelorette Bash, boys & girls!


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"...WE WERE ON A BREAK!!"

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Sat ~ May 16 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung
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Sat ~ June 6 ~ Fireside ~ Denville
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Sat ~ June 13 ~ Butch Kowal's ~ Rahway
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Fri ~ June 26 ~ Rhythm's ~ Manville

http://www.thewrecks.com/schedule.htm


To Book The WRECKS at your club or event please contact
Steve Tarkanish right now at S.T.A.R.S. Productions
http://www.stars-productions.com/ and 973-300-9123
Or reply directly to this WrecksReport newsletter.

Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
www.thewrecks.com

Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!