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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!


Friday Dec 2
The Landmark Tavern
South Amboy, NJ

Saturday Dec 3
Colorado Cafe
Watchung, NJ


We hope you all had a very HAPPY THANKSGIVING
complete with all the trimmings, as mentioned, like: family, food, football, and booze!

And of course all those great lines you can only get away with on T-Day, like: That's a huge breast! Tie the legs together to keep the inside moist. I'm in the mood for white meat AND dark meat. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! Just spread the legs open and stuff it in. You'll know it's ready when it pops up... etc., etc., and many more that include cans, yams, whipped cream, and other fine food products.

OKay, back to the business at hand... We've got TWO GREAT SHOWS coming up this weekend: Friday December 2 we're at The Landmark Tavern in South Amboy for our first time, and then Saturday December 3 we're back at Colorado Cafe in Watchung. Once again, it's our maiden voyage at The Landmark, so we'd like everyone to come out for the Christening! Please come one, come all, and come often ;) CHEERS!!

WRECKS facebook for pics: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Wrecks/59474709579

WRECKS facebook to friend us: http://www.facebook.com/thewrecksband

WRECKS myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thewrecksmusic

WRECKS twitter: http://twitter.com/TheWrecks

WRECKS earlier pics: http://www.thewrecks.com/pics.htm

WRECKS wear: http://www.cafepress.com/wreckshop


DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.


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* * * * * * * * THIS WEEK * * * * * * * *
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Friday ~ Dec 2 ~ 9:48pm
The Landmark Tavern
http://www.facebook.com/landmark.tavern
117 North Broadway
South Amboy, NJ 08879
732-721-6857

Join us for our first ever show at The Landmark!
This is a GREAT VENUE, so come one, come all :)
$3.50 Corona, Corona Light, & Coors Light aluminum
$5 LARGE Captain Morgan drinks
$3.50 Pinnacle shots
Wooo-hooo!!!!


Saturday ~ Dec 3 ~ 9:51pm
Colorado Cafe
http://www.coloradocafe.com/
154 Bonnie Burn Rd
Watchung, NJ
908-322-7200

Ladies go Coyote Ugly on the bar!
Guys enjoy Ladies going Coyote Ugly on the bar!


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* * * * * * * * NEXT WEEK * * * * * * * *
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Saturday ~ Dec 10 ~ 9:37pm
Blackthorn Parsippany
http://www.blackthornonline.com/parsippany/
1735 Route 46 East
Parsippany, NJ
973-334-4900

We had a great time here back in October!
Join us for another rowdy party...
With the luck of the Irish,
and dee-lishhh-us Guinness on tap!!
mmm... mmm... good nectar of the Gods


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* * * * * EXTENDED SCHEDULE * * * * *
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Reply to this email to contact us for your party or event!

Fri ~ Dec 2 ~ The Landmark Tavern ~ South Amboy
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Sat ~ Dec 3 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung
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Sat ~ Dec 10 ~ Blackthorn ~ Parsippany
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Sat ~ Dec 16 ~ Tap Room @ Somerset Hills Hotel ~ Warren
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To Book The WRECKS at your club or event
reply directly to this WrecksReport newsletter,
or email us at thewrecks@thewrecks.com
or http://www.facebook.com/thewrecksband

Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
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Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones are, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!