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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!

Thursday Dec 23
Castaway's in Hopatcong!!
Christmas Eve Eve
Two Eves - Eve squared!!
Join us for the
Christkwanzukkah Celebration!


Hey folks...
Merry Christkwanzukkah!!

First and foremost, we'd like to say Merry Christkwanzukkah to all! Hope you had a great Hanukkah, and hope you have a great Christmas, Kwanzaa, Boxing Day (Canada), and/or Festivus (for the rest of us, of course). In lieu of a gift, we're making a generous donation to the "Buy PeteVinnieTommyChris A Shot Foundation," and encourage all of you to do the same!

As the Holidays are a time for loved ones and family avoidance, we're going to blow it out one last time this year at CASTAWAYS this Thurs night Dec 23rd in a RARE and SPECIAL Holiday performance!!!!!!!! Think about it... this is your ONLY reprieve before being locked into dysfunctional family mayhem featuring your overly political brother-in-law, and the re-gifted electronic picture frame from Aunt Sally.

Included in Thursday's program will be the Merry Christkwanzukkah Wreckstravaganza events we've all grown to love... a detailed naughty list... things you shouldn't mix with egg-nog... AND the DJ styling's of Chris' I-pod... PLUS, everyone wearing heels that night gets to sit on Santa's lap! What more could you ask for this season, other than your favorite celebrity fragrance and an orange Snuggie?


CHEERS!!

JOIN US - See you there!

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DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.


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Thursday ~ December 23 ~ 9:50pm
Castaways
http://www.castawaystavern.com/
47 Maxim Dr
Hopatcong, NJ
973-770-0007

Merry Christkwanzukkah!!
Join us for a little Nice & Naughty ;)


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Friday ~ January 7 ~ 9:50pm
Castaways
http://www.castawaystavern.com/
47 Maxim Dr
Hopatcong, NJ
973-770-0007

Happy New Year to all!
See you in 2011


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Reply to this email to contact us for your party!!
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Thurs ~ Dec 23 ~ Castaways ~ Hopatcong
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Fri ~ Jan 7 ~ Castaways ~ Hopatcong
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Sat ~ Jan 15 ~ Colorado Cafe ~ Watchung
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Sat ~ Jan 29 ~ Firehouse ~ Rahway
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Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
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Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones are, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!