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COME OUT AND PARTY LIKE A WRECKSTAR!


Friday Aug 10
Rockaway River Barn
Rockaway, NJ
&
Saturday Aug 11
Mason Stret Pub
Lake Hopatcong, NJ


Great time at The Exchange and Colorado Cafe last weekend! We realize things got a little crazy for you, so feel free to blame us for any bad decisions you made... it's clearly OUR fault you ate a plate of fried sausage at the diner afterwards, and then drunk dialed your ex in an attempt to recruit them into Scientology.

THIS WEEKEND: the Summer 2012 "Spreading the Infection Tour" continues on FRIDAY August 10th as we travel under the bridge, across the tracks, past Grandma's house, and move our way into the most recent addition to North Jersey's vibrant music scene, the Brand New ROCKAWAY RIVER BARN in Rockaway Township NJ!!!!!! Featuring the finest pub delicacies and a Ted Kennedy inspired drink selection, this new party spot will have you dancing like it's an Olympic Sport (please don't try that synchronized stuff with the ribbons, we'll only make fun of you)... thanks.

And SATURDAY August 11th........ Our triumphant return to The MASON STREET PUB on Lake Hopatcong (which Pete's father claims is an old Indian word meaning Sweaty Bouncing Monkeys). They've cleaned up the debris from our last outing and we received confirmation that all of the fish were safely removed from the ceiling fans and returned to the lake... which reminds us... we do ask that you adhere to our catch and release policy as it pertains to wildlife and "casual acquaintances," so that others may thoroughly enjoy the local array of natural splendor and/or freaky positions still illegal in a handful of southern states.

There it is... aside from showing up at your house with Vaseline and duct tape, we really can't offer you a better opportunity for fun this weekend!

Join us - See you there!

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WRECKS earlier pics: http://thewrecks.com/pics.htm

WRECKS wear: http://cafepress.com/wreckshop


DON'T FORGET YOUR BIRTHDAYS
And Other Party Events!

Let us know in advance which WRECKS show
you'll be celebrating at.



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Friday ~ Aug 10 ~ 9:53pm
Rockaway River Barn
http://www.rockawayriverbarn.com/
11 Green Pond Road
Rockaway, NJ
973-453-6900

Another newbie venue for all, and The WRECKS.
Just opened, their mission:
to become your favorite local restaurant.
Join us for their After Dark Entertainment!!


Saturday ~ Aug 11 ~ 9:58pm
Mason Street Pub
http://www.masonstpub.com/
24 Mason St
Lake Hopatcong, NJ
973-663-4412

Truly wild nites on the lake!
YOU'VE GOT TO EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS


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Friday ~ Aug 24 ~ 9:58pm
Mason Street Pub
http://www.masonstpub.com/
24 Mason St
Lake Hopatcong, NJ
973-663-4412

Yes, quick turnaround, and we're right back.
Come in out of the warm & EXPERIENCE THE MADNESS!


Saturday ~ Aug 25 ~ 9:53pm
Black River Barn
http://www.blackriverbarn.com/
1178 Route 10 West
Randolph, NJ
973-598-9988

Once again, another new venue for us all!
The elder, this River Barn is kin to Rockaway River Barn.
Good Food, Good Booze...
And Good Times at this place for many years.
They'll be dancin' on the bar, and dancin' on the ceiling!!


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Reply to this email to contact us for your party or event!

Fri ~ Aug 10 ~ Rockaway River Barn ~ Rockaway, NJ (new!)
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Sat ~ Aug 11 ~ Mason Street Pub ~ Lake Hopatcong, NJ
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Fri ~ Aug 24 ~ Mason Street Pub ~ Lake Hopatcong, NJ
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Sat ~ Aug 25 ~ Black River Barn ~ Randolph, NJ (new!)
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Fri ~ Aug 31 ~ Mohawk house ~ Sparta, NJ (new!)
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Sat ~ Sept 1 ~ Pub 517 ~ Allamuchy, NJ
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To Book The WRECKS at your club or event
reply directly to this WrecksReport newsletter,
or email us at thewrecks@thewrecks.com
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Thanks!
See you in the clubs...
The WRECKS
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Some items found in this WrecksReport newsletter may be satirical. If you're not sure which ones are, have a drink, loosen up, and come to one of our shows. We're sure things will be much, much clearer then. CHEERS!