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Greetings & Blessings to all
 
Welcome to our May newsletter.
Well, now that Bridget has been taken to Ireland I could no longer avoid getting my cancer treatments. So, I went through all that (five in a row) and it’s over. I won’t know whether it worked for a few months and I will ignore it and go to work on my garden. I cleaned up my back patio and started the weeding. I assume most of you will be doing much the same. Here in the Ohio river valley the weather has been more rain than sun so I never know when I can actually do anything. God will decide for me or mother nature (they are much the same). My web site visits have slackened off. I don’t like it but I understand everybody is busy going into spring and summer. Anyway, onwards.
Again my thanks for the contributions. Please keep them coming. I would like appropriate news or other links more than anything.
We’re all in this together let’s make it as good as we can. Stay with me everybody.
 
Enough of the blather...
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On with the update...
IN THIS ISSUE:

The Weather

Up to the minute forecasts provided by Ireland's official source for all weather-related news. Please click Met Eireann.
http://www.met.ie/forecasts/
 
Basic Irish
Links
Quips, Quotes, Proverbs & Toasts
A Bit of the Wit
Joke of The Month
Did You Know
The week That Is
Leave 'em Laughing
Last Words
Basic Irish
Phrase: Mother's Day (written)
Irish: Lá Fhéile an Mháthair
Pronunciation: law ay-leh on waw-hirr

Phrase: Mother's Day (spoken)
Irish: Lá an Mháthair
Pronunciation: law on waw-hirr

Phrase: Mothering Sunday
Irish: Domhnach Féile na Máthar
Pronunciation: dhoh-nokh fay-leh nah maw-hahr
*This should get you started for Mother’s day
LINKS

1. Racehorse bought for £240,000 abandoned in Cork barn

A thoroughbred horse previously bought for £240,000, with past links to a famous Irish trainer and to a stud farm owned by composer Andrew Lloyd Webber, was found abandoned and nearly starved to death in a Cork barn.
War Celeste, now a seven-year-old mare, was bred from a United States-based stallion called War Front, who commands a current stud fee of $250,000 (€222,500).
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/racehorse-bought-for-240-000-abandoned-in-cork-barn-1.3889630
This is sickening, obviously someone is really stupid —Russ

2. Michael O’Leary no longer a Rich List billionaire with just €865m

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary has lost his status as a billionaire after his his net worth fell €167 million to a paltry €865 million, according to the latest edition of the Sunday Times Irish Rich List.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/michael-o-leary-no-longer-a-rich-list-billionaire-with-just-865m-1.3889562

Why don’t I feel sorry for him? —Russ

3.81-year-old Irish woman finally meets 104-year-old mother after over 60-year search

Last year, Macken contacted Irish broadcaster RTÉ and shared her difficulties finding her mother to Liveline radio show host Joe Duffy.

After her appearance on the radio, a genealogist tracked her mother to Scotland earlier in the year.

Now Macken’s search that began when she was 19 years old is over.

https://globalnews.ca/news/5267851/mother-daughter-meet-ireland/

That’s persistence!—Russ

4. Ireland’s favourite Gift Grub has been revealed.

Ian Dempsey and Mario Rosenstock have counted down the Top 20 Gifts of all time Live on Today FM, as voted by the Today FM listeners.

The special countdown show trended No. 1 all afternoon and with over 5,000 votes cast ‘Dry Your Eyes Becks’ has been crowned Ireland’s Favourite Gift Grub.

https://www.todayfm.com/news/official-irelands-favourite-gift-grub-time-857247

I’m out of touch—I have no idea what this is—Russ

5. Irish parliament declares climate emergency

Ireland’s parliament has become the second after Britain’s to declare a climate emergency, a decision hailed by the Swedish teenage environmental campaigner Greta Thunberg as “great news”.

An amendment to a parliamentary report declaring a climate emergency and calling on the parliament “to examine how [the Irish government] can improve its response to the issue of biodiversity loss” was accepted without a vote late on Thursday.

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2019/may/10/irish-parliament-declares-climate-emergency

Well, that took long enough—Russ

6. Ireland goes 25 days without using coal to generate electricity

The all-island grid operated without coal between April 11th and May 7th – a total of 25 days, it confirmed. This is the longest period of time the grid has operated without coal since the all-island electricity market was introduced in 2007.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/ireland-goes-25-days-without-using-coal-to-generate-electricity-1.3888166

What about peat?—Russ

7. Irish weather forecast – Weather experts say Irish temperatures could soar to 24C or 25C in fresh hot spell next week

IRISH weather experts say temperatures could soar to roasting highs of 24C or 25C as the country gears up for another hot spell next week.

Donegal Weather Channel say the warmest temperatures will be felt across the west and northwest from early next week.

https://www.thesun.ie/news/4074540/irish-weather-forecast-temperatures-soar-24c-heatwave-met-eireann/
Again, that’s about 74 farenheit—big whoop—Russ
QUOTES, TOASTS , CURSES AND BLESSINGS

School is out.
The house is full of children.
How fast they grow, how far
they cast their glances janus-wise
back to last June's butterflies,
forward to the yet uncaptured Mourning Cloak.
From Muse, June, Relate, 
to the memory of Denis Devlin
by Brian Coffey (b June 8 1905, d April 14 1995)

A BIT OF THE WIT
The rain drove us into the church - our refuge, our strength, our only dry place...Limerick gained a reputation for piety, but we knew it was only the rain. 
From Angela’s Ashes by Frank McCourt
JOKE OF THE MONTH
A man and a woman, who have never met before, find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two are tired and fall asleep quickly - he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 2:00AM, he leans over and gently wakes the woman, saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the cupboard to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replies. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "That's a great idea!" he exclaims. "Good," she replies. "Get up and get your own blanket."
DID YOU KNOW
  1. Mass has been celebrated every Sunday at Ballintubber Abbey in Co. Mayo since 1216?
  2.  The largest town in Offaly is Tullamore?

Financed by the Dew maybe—Russ

    3. Balbriggan, Co. Dublin, was once the hosiery capital of the world? Around the turn of the century, stockings and tights were widely known as 'Balbriggans’.

Sponsor

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 THE WEEK THAT IS
1.Article:The May Day Dew - Should you roll naked in it?
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MayDew.html

2.Article: May - the month of mirth and merriment!

http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MayMonth.html

3. Article: How to prevent Mayhem...
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Mayhem.html
4. Article: Mothering Sunday in Old Ireland
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MothersDay.html
5. Article: Marry in May and Rue the Day
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MarryMay.html
6. Article: Poems & Lyrics in honour of Irish Mothers
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MothersPoems.html
7. The Irish Kitchen: Simnel Cake
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/2Kitch/rMothersDay.html
8. Basic Irish: Mothering Sunday
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/3Focloir/Lessons8.html
9. Kids’ Ireland: The Nightingale and the Rose
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/NightingaleandRose.html
 
So there you have it until we write again - sometime in June.
If you are planning on getting married between now and then or tied the knot in the month of May, here is your special verse:
Marry in the month of May,
You will surely rue the day.
And, if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary or other special event between now and our next edition, we hope it's an occasion filled with joy and happiness. 
 We’ll take our leave with this blessing:
God made a wonderful mother,
A mother who never grows old;
He made her smile of the sunshine,
And He moulded her heart of pure gold;
In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,
In her cheeks fair roses you see;
God made a wonderful mother,
And He gave that dear mother to me.
Please god, He will bless her and keep her
though far from me now she is gone
And God willing I’ll once again feel her
loving arms around me once more. 
Edited and adpated from the poem
Wonderful Mother by Pat O'Reilly
 
All the best & God Bless,
Bridget & Russ
Get down on your knees and thank God you’re still on your feet. 
Téigh ar do ghlúine is bí buíoch le Dia go bhfuil tú fós ar do chosa.
 
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The BookText Box:

Potion, pope and perfidy

The second and final version is complete and available on Amazon.

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If any of you bought and read the first version, I don’t want you to pay the higher price for the second. So, send me an E-Mail at the address below and I’ll buy one for you at my author’s price and mail it to you (and, yes, I’ll sign it). Even with the postage it will save you a bit of money.

Bless you all,

Russ Haggerty

 

 LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING

— Charlie was a regular visitor at the Galway Races. One afternoon he noticed an unusual sight. Right before the first race, a Catholic priest visited one of the horses in the stable area and gave it a blessing. Charlie watched the race very carefully, and sure enough the blessed horse came in first! Charlie followed the priest before the next race, and again he went to the stables and performed a similar procedure. Thinking there might be something to it, Charlie put a couple of euros on the blessed horse. Sure enough it came in by two lengths and Charlie won close to fifty euros! The priest continued the same procedure through the next few races and Charlie won each time. He was now ahead a thousand, so between races Charlie left the track, went to the bank and withdrew his life's savings. The biggest race of the day was the last one. Charlie followed the priest and watched which horse he blessed. He then went to the betting window and put every euro he owned on that horse to win. The race began. Down the stretch they came, and as they crossed the finish line, Charlie's pick was last! Devastated, he found the priest and told him that he had been watching him bless the horses all day, and they all became winners except the last horse on which he had bet his life savings. Charlie then asked, "What happened to the last horse which you blessed? Why didn't it win like the others?" "Ye must be a Protestant," sighed the priest. "The trouble is you can't tell the difference between a blessing and the last rites."

— Father Doyle was a clever speaker and a firm advocate of abstinence, the closure of pubs on Sundays, and a standard of morality that would ensure a warm welcome in Heaven. One Sunday morning, among his listeners was a young country girl who was new to the parish. She was deeply impressed with the priest's eloquent preaching. Indeed, so impressed that she included a few lines about him in her next letter home:
"I never get tired of listening to Father Doyle. He is such a lovely speaker, you'd swear that every word he says is true."

 

Last Words

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—Russ