The Singles - Season 3 release/cast party!!!!

featuring opening set by Ben Surman

$10 in advance at the venue or online HERE
$12 at the door

doors @ 9pm

get tickets NOW to avoid getting jammed up at the door!

Luna, episode #3 of The Singles - Season 3 is available today! Download it for FREE HERE Also, you can check out and/or download hi-res versions of Skinny Gaviar's cover art HERE

 

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[Editor's note: Tone Deaf's, um, writing style is a little....unusual. We've done our best to translate while leaving...well, the character of his "tone" intact.]

About Luna
Luna is walking around wit' size-ten sneaker bruises on 'er butt. Piggy, wearer of size-ten sneakers, just walks around wit'out a clue. Luna, sick of the BIZZ 'n tired of the FRINGE 'n 'aving 'ad enuff ov PIGGY'S shit, puts 'er size five Doc Martins(TM) in Piggy's fork in the road 'n calls it a day. That's the basic story. The Commissioner pulled out me four-part bit about Luna, 'n then began 'iz usual...shall we say...massaging to turn this thingy into an epic az only 'ee can. I read said regurgitated nuggets to a synthetic rusty gate sound to establish tempo 'n we woz off! [Editor's note: the orignal poems can be found on Tone's blog - PART 1, PART 2, PART 3, PART 4]

The Music
The music woz begged borrowed 'n stole from citizens in that whiny shouty demanding way that iz The Commissioner - 'ee can better explain....
CUE: Commish....
stand by....
and.....GO!
"After Tone and I did the original bits, The Mayor came up with a bass line built around the synth part that pretty much dictated where the song was going to go. Lou fiddled around [dirty boy!], Beaker broke out the Marshall, Chris and I played this weird Primus-y counter riff, and that's about it."
 
WOW, man! Couldn't 'av said it better meself.
Well, there it is then.

Citizens

Conrad St. Clair: bass, keys, programming
Mike Stehr: bass
Lou Caldarola: drum kit
Tone Deaf: spoken word
Chris Huntington: guitar
Beaker Parpovich: guitar