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Greetings & Blessings to all
 
Welcome to our May newsletter.
First, I should explain why this is all about May. I did all the Easter stuff in March. So, I’m about a month ahead. The reason is simple. The religious holidays are always shifting. Also, this is the month for Mother’s day and has articles much loved by Bridget. I need all of you to pray for everything to continue to work; I am.
May is a special Month (apart from the weather) because there are wonderful Irish traditions to enjoy. I hope you all have a wonderful month. Read the articles and that will help.
Enough of my nattering. 
Again my thanks for the contributions. Please keep them coming. I would like appropriate jokes or other links more than anything.
We’re all in this together let’s make it as good as we can. Stay with me everybody.
 
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On with the update...
IN THIS ISSUE:

The Weather

Up the minute forecasts provided by Ireland's official source for all weather-related news. Please click Met Eireann.
http://www.met.ie/forecasts/
 
Basic Irish
Links
Quips, Quotes, Proverbs & Toasts
A Bit of the Wit
Joke of The Month
Did You Know
The week That Is
Leave 'em Laughing
Last Words
Basic Irish
Phrase: Mother's Day (written)
Irish: Lá Fhéile an Mháthair
Pronunciation: law ay-leh on waw-hirr

Phrase: Mother's Day (spoken)
Irish: Lá an Mháthair
Pronunciation: law on waw-hirr
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Links
I’m sorry but I think the links in this newsletter are rather boring and all too similar. I’ve tried to find a variety of subjects but, of course, it’s all about the covid-19 virus. Some are left over but that’s because they still apply. Nevertheless, here we go:
1.Brexit: Gove confirms plans for checks on goods crossing Irish Sea
The government has confirmed for the first time that there will be Brexit checks on animals and food goods entering Northern Ireland from the rest of the UK from next January.
The announcement, detailed in a 23-page document released by the government on Wednesday, comes months after Boris Johnson pledged there would be no checks on trade crossing the Irish Sea – telling businesses that if anyone asked them to fill in new paperwork, they could “throw it in the bin”.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/may/20/brexit-gove-confirms-plans-for-checks-on-goods-crossing-irish-sea
Sigh—Russ

2.Explained: The Irish are repaying a 173-yr-old ‘debt’ to Native Americans during Covid-19; here’s why

According to a study conducted by various US government agencies in 2009 following the H1N1 flu outbreak, reports suggested that death rates were higher among Native Americans in the country. This was in part due to high rates of poverty and high-risk health conditions like diabetes, heart diseases and asthma that were prevalent among Native American communities.

https://indianexpress.com/article/explained/the-irish-are-repaying-a-173-year-old-debt-to-native-americans-during-covid-19-6418555/

Bless the Irish—Russ

3.Irish pol gives thanks for Ireland Famine medics

Madigan hailed the medical workers of the Famine who served Ireland during a time of national crisis, drawing a comparison with the frontline workers of today. 

"As we confront a pandemic today, let us recall that the Great Famine was a public health emergency in its own right. We think of the many heroes of the Famine years,” she said.

https://www.irishcentral.com/news/thanks-ireland-famine-medics

Yes, Indeed—Russ

4. Ireland ‘on track’ to further ease restrictions in May, says Varadkar

Taoiseach Micheál Martin and Tánaiste Leo Varadkar moved to offer reassurance to the public after a turbulent 24 hours of news on vaccines with both insisting the rollout targets here remain achievable.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/ireland-on-track-to-further-ease-restrictions-in-may-says-varadkar-1.4537493

Let’s hope so—Russ

5. Irish researchers study effectiveness of blood thinners on coronavirus

Irish researchers are taking part in a large international study to determine if blood thinners could help change the progression of coronavirus and prevent patients from requiring intensive care, a leading professor in clinical medicine has said.

https://www.irishtimes.com/news/science/irish-researchers-study-effectiveness-of-blood-thinners-on-coronavirus-1.4244070

Hmmm—Russ

6. Paying back Great Hunger kindness, Irish support Native Americans struck by COVID-19

The donations are directly related to the Famine in 1847 when the Choctaw Nation heard about Ireland's plight and generously donated $170 (around $5,000 today) to the cause. 

https://www.irishcentral.com/news/irish-payback-great-hunger-kindness-native-americans

There are a lot of nice people out there—Russ

7. Forcing airlines to police hotel quarantine rules ‘simply mad’

Making airlines responsible for policing Ireland’s mandatory hotel quarantine rules is “simply mad”, according to Europe’s largest airline association, which expressed surprise at the Government’s https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/forcing-airlines-to-police-hotel-quarantine-rules-simply-mad-1.4537603
I agree—Russ
QUOTES, TOASTS , CURSES AND BLESSINGS

"I have never seen a West Cork farmer with an umbrella, except at a funeral. His father or grandfather, who went to the creamery with an ass and cart, insulated himself against the vagaries of the heavens with a thick woolen overcoat and slightly greasy flat cap. Little rain permeated the oxter or the headgear. Beneath the outer layer, which could weigh a hundredweight when well soaked, the man remained dry and warm."
- Damien Engright, "A Place Near Heaven - A Year in West Cork" 

A BIT OF THE WIT
Peter O’ Toole was once asked what was his favorite Irish food: “My number one choice is Guinness. My number two choice would be Guinness. My number three choice would have to be Guinness.” 
Peter O'Toole. (b. August 2, 1932)
JOKE OF THE MONTH
This one is adapted from one sent in by Barry at Kellys in the Bahamas - thank you!
Mike wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees are a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the bedside table. He sits up in bed and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and ironed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotless. He takes the aspirins and sees a note on the table which says "Breakfast is on the stove, dear. I left early to go shopping. Love you!" He goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there's a hot breakfast waiting for him, and also the morning newspaper. His son is sitting at the table, eating. Really curious by now, Mike asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well, Mam said you came home after 3 a.m, you stumbled in the door, threw up in the hallway, and passed out half-way up the stairs. Confused, Mike asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mam dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your trousers off, you yelled "Leave me alone woman, I'm a married man"
DID YOU KNOW

1.  Mass has been celebrated every Sunday at Ballintubber Abbey in Co. Mayo since 1216?

2.   Dublin's O'Connell Bridge was originally made of rope and could only carry one man and a donkey at a time? It was replaced with a wooden structure in 1801. The current concrete bridge was built in 1863 and was first called "Carlisle Bridge".

I walked over that bridge when I took Bridget there in 1996.

3. Singer, Eyna's real name is Eithne Ní Bhraonáin

She started with the Irish group ‘Clannad’— they are mostly Brennans—Russ

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THE WEEK THAT IS

1. Article: Beltane Bonfires and Nettle Soup

http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Beltane.html
2. Article: May - the month of mirth and merriment!
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MayMonth.html
3.  Article: The May Day Dew - Should you roll naked in it?
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MayDew.html
4. Article: How to prevent Mayhem...
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Mayhem.html
5. Article: The Bright Flames of May
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/MayFlames.html
6. The Irish Kitchen: Simnel Cake
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/2Kitch/rMothersDay.html
7. Basic Irish: Mothering Sunday
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/3Focloir/Lessons8.html#Gael32
8. Kids’ Ireland: Singing with the Good People
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/NightingaleandRose.html
 
So there you have it until we write again - sometime in May or June.
If you are planning on getting married between now and then or tied the knot in the month of May, here is your special verse:
Marry in the month of May,
You will surely rue the day.
And, if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary or other special event between now and our next edition, we hope it's an occasion filled with joy and happiness. 
In spite of the old adage—Russ
 
We’ll take our leave with this blessing:
God made a wonderful mother,
A mother who never grows old;
He made her smile of the sunshine,
And He moulded her heart of pure gold;
In her eyes He placed bright shining stars,
In her cheeks fair roses you see;
God made a wonderful mother,
And He gave that dear mother to me.
Please god, He will bless her and keep her
though far from me now she is gone
And God willing I’ll once again feel her
loving arms around me once more. 
Edited and adapted from the poem
Wonderful Mother by Pat O'Reilly
 
All the best & God Bless,
Bridget & Russ
Get down on your knees and thank God you’re still on your feet. 
Téigh ar do ghlúine is bí buíoch le Dia go bhfuil tú fós ar do chosa.
 
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LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING

This is adapted from one sent in by "Morgana" in England. Thanks!
A garda pulls over a speeding car. He says, "I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir." The driver says, "Are you sure? I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating." Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the garda writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the garda makes out the second ticket for the illegal use of a radar detector unit*, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Woman ,didn't I tell you to keep your mouth shut!" The garda frowns and says "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an on the spot 60 euro fine. "The driver says, "Well, you see sir, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the garda is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The garda looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?" Smiling sweetly, she replies. Only when he's been drinking, sir."
*While it is legal to own a radar detector in the Republic of Ireland, it is actually illegal to use it. —Russ

Last Words

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