"Love what you do and do what you love. Don't listen to anyone else who tells you not to do it. You do what you want and what you love. Imagination should be the center of your life."

- Ray Bradbury (quoted by Robert Hunter)


THE RANGER REPORT - April 2019 The Official Newsletter of The Mighty Manatees Medicine Show "Celebrating 33 Years of Entertaining Smart Women"


WHAT ABOUT BOB? - The mighty Bob Tomlinson and I will be performing together this Friday, April 5, at Otto's happy hour in Horsham, PA. Musical guests. Showtime is 6:00 - 8:30 PM http://www.ottosbrauhauspa.com

FIRST OUTDOOR SHOW OF THE YEAR! - Did you know that we LOVE to play outside? It's true! Even in the rain! (ask Jim Hines or Johnny B) On Tuesday morning/afternoon, April 9, Brett Andrew, Mike Greer, and I will be performing at the annual Food Truck Tuesday, 150 S. Warner Road, King Of Prussia, PA. There will be some of the most amazing food trucks from the region including Phyllodelphia, Dia Doce, del VALLE, and B. GOOD. This is a free, all-ages, outdoor show. Giant yard games. We played this one last year and it was both filling and fulfilling. Showtime is 11:30 - 1:30 PM. No hungry pets, please.

SECOND OUTDOOR SHOW OF THE YEAR? - Weather permitting, our Friday, April 12, show at Justin's in Skippack, PA, will be outside on their back stage. This is another all-ages, free, outdoor show, but this one DOES allow pets. Showtime is 8:00 - 12:00 PM http://www.justinscarriage.net

THE 420 SHOW! - This year our annual 420 show will be at (Sgt.) Peppers in King Of Puffa, PA, on Saturday, April 20. We will be joined by several guests musicians as we attempt to play every herb song in our extensive songbook. We hope to see all of you card carrying fanatees out on this special evening and we will get medicinal on your ass. This is not just another Saturday night. Edibles permitted. Showtime is 9-ish to whenever. Vape responsibly. http://www.peppersitalianrestaurantandbar.com

PERKASIE OWL'S CLUB DEBUT! - On April 27, our 5-man electrical band (including Mike Greer) will debut at the Perkasie Owl's Club Nest #1224 in Perkasie, PA. This is a very cool social club that comes with a moving stage (?), a bowling alley in the basement (!), and the Stage Trip Productions light show (*). Showtime is 8:00 - 12:00 PM. It'll be a hoot!

ENVIRONMENTAL TIP OF THE MONTH - Plastic straws are a drag. Studies have shown that they are especially harmful not just because of how long they take to decompose, but because of their size and shape. I can't tell you how many plastic straws are discarded in the course of just one of our nightclub gigs. I have to say, "No straw." when I order any drink or they will automatically add one. In Canada, if you want a straw you must specifically ask for one and that helps cut down on excess waste. But paper straws are cool. That's the last straw.

VAULT VIDEO CLIP OF THE MONTH - This month's clip is from our August 2014 Musik Fest performance in Bethlehem, PA. The song is an original of mine called, "Pick Up The Pieces". It features the 8-piece band including The Rhino Horns (Blondy on trumpet and Jim Verdeur on sax), Joe "Jozo" Rizzo on guitar, Karl "K-Jo" Frick on bass, Jim "Grampa" Cavanaugh on drums, Johnny B on sax, and Andrew "Dr. Dru" Geltzer on keyboards. (Please pay close attention to the musical interplay between Johnny B and Dr. Dru.) Special thanks to Chris Cafiero. https://youtu.be/NqrsW9QuiEE
Was that fun?

Slitzweitz,
Ranger Will

p.s. Hawaiian pizza was invented in Canada and God Bless C-Span.


IN PASSING -

Hal Blaine
James Cotton
Dick Dale
Katherine Helmond
Mark Hollis
Nipsey Hussle
Conor McHale
John Morphet
Andre Previn
Dave Schneider
Jan-Michael Vincent
Scott Walker
Joan Wcislo


APRIL 2019 -

3 - Wed - West End Pub, Quakertown, PA acoustic trio w/ Mike Greer 7:30 - 11:00 PM

4 - Thurs - Rising Sun Inn, Telford, PA acoustic quartet w/ Chris DelSordo 9:00 - 12:30 AM

5 - Fri - Otto's, Horsham, PA acoustic duo w/ Bob Tomlinson 6:30 - 8:00 PM

6 - Sat - Blue Bell Inn, Blue Bell, PA acoustic quintet w/ Kathleen Weber 9:00 - 12:00 AM

9 - Tues - FOOD TRUCK TUESDAY!, 150 S. Warner Rd., King Of Prussia, PA w/ Mike Greer 11:30 - 1;30 PM Free, outdoor, all-ages show. No pets.

12 - Fri - Justins, Skippack, PA acoustic trio w/ Ras Mykyl 8:00 - 12:00 PM Free, outdoor, all-ages show. Pets permitted.

13 - Sat - Bridgeport Ribhouse, Bridgeport, PA electric quartet w/ Jozo 9:00 - 1:00 AM

18 - Thurs - Rising Sun Inn (see above)

19 - Fri - Hotel Fiesole, Skippack, PA electric sextet w/ Johnny B 8:00 - 12:00 PM

20 - Sat - 420 SHOW!, Peppers, King Of Puffa, PA electric quartet w/ medicinal 9:00 - 1:00 AM

26 - Fri - Faracos, Quakertown, PA acoustic duo w/ Brett Andrew 7:00 - 10:00 PM

27 - Sat - PERKASIE OWL'S CLUB DEBUT!, Perkasie, PA electric quintet w/ Mike Greer 8:00 - 12:00 PM