"As we all know, you are what you eat. And I'm proud to say Americans are the tastiest, crispiest, saltiest, most thoroughly processed corn-based people on earth. Plus, we come in enormous portions, and our packaging is bright and cheery."

- Stephen Colbert

RANGER REPORT - February 9, 2016 The Official Newsletter Of The Mighty Manatees "Celebrating 30 Years Of Homegrown Music"

THE MIGHTY MANATEES @ PETE'S BARN! - Ever since we were the very first band to perform at Pete's Barn, it has continued to be one of our favorite places to play. Although it has been our clubhouse and rehearsal space for over a decade, we have not staged a concert there since last July. It is therefore with great joy that we announce our return on SATURDAY, APRIL 2.
My 11 year old daughter Fiona sings in a Bel Canto choir and this show will be a big fund raiser for them. They are going to be touring Europe this summer with performances in Koblenz, Germany; Bruges, Brussels; and Amsterdam, Netherlands. The Mighty Manatees are calling this barn dance "Singin' For The Choir". This will be a "Beef & Beverage" event where food and drink are included in the ticket price. More details to follow as the date approaches. Tickets are limited and can be purchased from band members at any of our shows. Please mark it on your calendar!

BLUE BELL INN - Next week, on Saturday, Feb. 20, we will be back at the Blue Bell Inn in Blue Bell, PA. Our line-up for the evening will be Kathleen Weber on vocals, Randy Wagner on bass and vocals, John Rosa-Bian on saxophone, Jim Hines on drums, and yours truly on upside-down left-handed acoustic guitar and vocals. Showtime: 8:30 PM - 11:00 PM http://www.BlueBellInn.com

MANATEES FUN FACT: Did you know that former Mighty Manatees drummer Tim Campbell is a waiter at The Blue Bell Inn and sits in on drums with us for a song or two whenever we play there? It's true!


BLUE DOG TAVERN - And speaking of Mighty Manatees drummers... Ras Mykyl will be playing the drums with us when we return to The Blue Dog Tavern in Chalfont, PA, on Friday, February 26. We will be playing a predominately roots, rock, reggae show which will start sometime around 9:30 PM. Bring your vaporizer.

FIRST FOOTAGE OF BABY LEON! - And finally, here is the first video clip of my first grandchild Leon Joseph (listening to singer Leon Bridges): https://youtu.be/XSC2fC_jZxM Special thanks to first parents Jules & Mike.

That's all our news for now.

Happy Chinese New Year!

- Ranger Will (Monkey)


IN PASSING -

Maurice White
Dan Hicks
Paul Kantner
Signe Anderson
Christopher Benson
Allan Rickman
Dan Haggerty
Glenn Frey
Dale Griffin
Abe Vigoda


February 2016
05 - Fri - The Barrel 8-11
11 – Thurs – Rising Sun Inn 9-12:30
12 - Fri - Justin's 8-12
19 – Fri –Hotel Fiesole 8-12
20 – Fri – Blue Bell Inn 8:30-12
25 – Thurs – Rising Sun Inn 9-12:30
26 - Sat - Blue Dog Tavern 9:30-1
27 - Sat - Ron's 9:30-1

March 2016
05 - KC's Alley 10-1
10 – Thurs – Rising Sun Inn 9-12:30
11 - Fri - Justin's 8-11
18 – Fri –Hotel Fiesole 8-12
24 – Thurs – Rising Sun Inn 9-12:30
25 - Fri - Pickering Creek Inn 9-1

April 2016
01 - Fri - The Barrel 8-11
02 – Saturday – Pete's Barn Party Benefit for Bel Canto Children's Choir 8-12


For the full schedule, including any updates, visit http://themightymanatees.com/schedule.htm

Every Sunday morning from 10:30 to 11:30, various members of The Mighty Manatees play at The New Church Live in the Mitchell Performing Arts Center, 800 Tomlinson Rd., Bryn Athyn, PA. 19009 (Tomlinson Rd. & Buck Rd. - the corner down at the far end of the parking lot)

Watch LIVE at 10:30 AM on Sundays, or see video clips at
www.newchurchlive.tv

You can now download our music at
www.themightymanatees.bandcamp.com

Also now available on iTunes

www.savethemanatee.com