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Greetings & Blessings to all
 
Welcome to our October newsletter.
Here we are in the spooky month of October. Ireland has more than their fair share of spooky places and creatures and that makes Irish Culture and Customs replete with good stories. I hope you all enjoy our collection.
Well, finally I have cold temperatures. This morning it was 36degreesƒ (2.2 C) just in time for Halloween. That means I’ll need my glass of brandy when I stand outside and hand out candy to the ‘trick or treat’ers.
My hopes that all of you can stay warm. It’s time to get out the winter woolies.
Enough of my nattering. 
Again my thanks for the contributions. Please keep them coming. I would like appropriate news or other links more than anything.
We’re all in this together let’s make it as good as we can. Stay with me everybody.
 
Enough of the blather...
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On with the update...
IN THIS ISSUE:

The Weather

Up to the minute forecasts provided by Ireland's official source for all weather-related news. Please click Met Eireann.
http://www.met.ie/forecasts/
 
Basic Irish
Links
Quips, Quotes, Proverbs & Toasts
A Bit of the Wit
Joke of The Month
Did You Know
The week That Is
Leave 'em Laughing
Last Words
Basic Irish
Phrase: I don't understand you
Irish: Ní thuigim thú
Pronunciation: knee hig-im hoo
LINKS

1.New York bar named Global Irish Pub of the Year

Irish Pubs Global hosted their annual awards in Galway on Oct 9 where they announced the winners from around the world.
Tír na Nóg Madison Square Garden took home the top prize for the evening when it was named Global Irish Pub for 2018.
https://www.irishcentral.com/culture/food-drink/nyc-bar-best-global-irish-pub?utm_campaign=Best+of+IrishCentral+-+2018-10-12&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=Mailjet
I may have to make a trip to the Big Apple —Russ

2.All you want is a bit of craic and a drop o’liquid

With the closure of the Westwood Hotel I feel I’m saying goodbye to an old friend. For me it has for years been the place for a ham and cheese toastie and a pint of Guinness when I’ve an hour to kill; an emergency peeper stop after being stuck in traffic on the way back from town; the bar around the corner from the Westside Resource Centre, where I take my students for a celebratory pint after the last lesson of my Craft of Writing Course; the place where I meet friends flying in from abroad.

https://connachttribune.ie/all-you-want-is-a-bit-of-craic-and-a-drop-oliquid/

I never went there and now I’m sorry —Russ

3.Why it's going to be England versus Ireland as bitter Anglo-Irish rivalry brews in Europe

Tactically, it’s the intrigue of different playing styles from differently adjudicated competitions coming together and trying to put down an early marker, as much for pride as for positioning in pool tables.

https://www.rugbypass.com/news/why-its-going-to-be-england-versus-ireland-as-bitter-anglo-irish-rivalry-brews-in-europe/

Mmmm, that doesn’t seem so different—Russ

4. Donegal Donkey Sanctuary appeals for donations ahead of winter months

The Donegal Donkey Sanctuary in Ireland is currently appealing for donations to help feed and bed nearly 100 rescued donkeys throughout the upcoming winter.

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/ireland-weather-forecast-meteireann-dublin-13216243

I’ve always had a soft spot for donkeys—Russ

5. Motorway signs a little bit too Irish

Motorists heading for Claregalway are ending up half an hour away in Belclare – because they don’t understand Irish.

That’s because the signs on the new Gort to Tuam motorway carry the Irish version of Claregalway – Baile Chláir – which some drivers are interpreting as Belclare. One particular individual who was due to attend a book launch in Claregalway recently and could not find their way to the village.

https://connachttribune.ie/motorway-signs-a-little-bit-too-irish-132/

I had this trouble way back twenty years ago—Russ

6. Where to find Ireland’s most mythical locations

Ireland’s myths had many purposes.

A few of them ensured children didn’t go out at night. Others promoted the best ways to manage your crops. And some were just fantastically funny.

But when you’re in Ireland, you feel them everywhere. You imagine they had a grander purpose than societal cohesion and entertainment.

You feel they’re real and a living part of the landscapes. So, our friends at Rabbie’s tours have put together a list of where you can get as close as possible to the folklore.

https://www.irishcentral.com/travel/travel-tips/ireland-mythical-locations?utm_campaign=Best+of+IrishCentral+-+2018-10-09&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=Mailjet

Where to find them? My memory says all you had to do was stand still—Russ

7. Irish weather forecast: Five things to know about Storm Callum before it hits Ireland

A Status Orange wind warning has been issued for 13 coastal counties as Storm Callum is set to batter Ireland tonight.

While Wednesday saw sunny weather and warm temperatures of up to 21C, the mercury is set to plummet today with the arrival of Callum.

Met Eireann has predicted powerful gusts of up to 130 km/h which has sparked fears of a Status Red warning which could cause schools and many workplaces to close today or tomorrow.

https://www.irishmirror.ie/news/irish-news/storm-callum-weather-ireland-meteireann-13399719
This is wind speed of about 81 miles/hr. Compare that to hurricane Michael at 140 Miles/hr—Russ

 

QUOTES, TOASTS , CURSES AND BLESSINGS

“Now Autumn's fire burns slowly along the woods
And day by day the dead leaves fall and melt.”
William Allingham
March 19, 1824 - November 18, 1889

The leaves are slow near me this year, maybe they don’t want to go — Russ

A BIT OF THE WIT
Ireland remains a deeply religious country, with the two main denominations being "us" and "them". In the unlikely event you are asked which group you belong to, the correct answer is: "I'm an atheist, thank God".
I’ve been in both groups at different times—Russ
JOKE OF THE MONTH
The teacher asked each of her students how they celebrated Christmas. She calls first on young Patrick O'Flaherty. "Tell me, Patrick, what do you do at Christmas time? Patrick addresses the class: "Me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to midnight Mass and we sing carols. Then we come home very late and we hang up our pillowcases at the foot of the bed. Then we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys." "Very nice, Patrick," the teacher says. "Now, Billy Murphy, what do you do at Christmas?" "Me and my sister go to church with Mum and Dad, and we also sing carols. When we get home, we put biscuits and milk by the chimney and hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents." "That's also very nice, Billy," she said. Realizing that there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked him the same question. "Now, Isaac, what do you do at Christmas?" "Well, we also sing carols," Isaac responds. Surprised, the teacher questions further. "Tell us what you sing." "Well, it's the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office. We all pile into the Rolls Royce and drive to his toy factory. When we get inside, we look at all the empty shelves and sing, 'What a friend we have in Jesus.' Then we all go to the Bahamas."
This is one of my all-time favorites—Russ
DID YOU KNOW
1. Dublin's O'Connell Bridge was originally made of rope and could only carry one man and a donkey at a time? It was replaced with a wooden structure in 1801. The current concrete bridge was built in 1863 and was first called "Carlisle Bridge".
I’m glad that all happened before I crossed it —Russ

2.Kevin Street Garda Station was once the Palace of the Archbishop of Dublin?

There’s a certain symmetry to that—Russ

3.You should never launder a Christmas gift before giving it to the recipient? It washes out the luck.

Especially if it's a DVD player!–Russ

 

Sponsor

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Announcing the Irish Culture and Customs Book of Jokes
 
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THE WEEK THAT IS
1.    Article:The Dullahan - Ireland’s Headless Horseman
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Dullahan.html

2. Article: Ghosts

http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Ghosts.html

3. Article: Creepy Irish Creatures
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/CreepyCreatures.html
4. Article: Creepy Irish Castles and Houses
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/CreepyCastles.html
5. Article: How the Irish invented Hallowe'en
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/InventHalloween.html
6. Article: A Triple Treat for Halloween
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/TripleHalloween.html
7. Article: An Irish Halloween - Part 1
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Halloween1.html
8. Article: An Irish Halloween - Part 2
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Halloween2.html
9. Article: Something wicked this way comes...
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Ghosts_Regions.html
10. Article: The Legend Of The Churchyard Bride
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/ChurchyardBride.html
6. The Irish Kitchen: Barm Brack
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/2Kitch/rBreads.html
7. Basic Irish: Halloween and Samhain
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/3Focloir/Halloween.html
8. Kids’ Ireland: The Changeling
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/Changling.html
So there you have it until we write again - sometime in November.
If you are planning on getting married between now and then or tied the knot in the month of October, here is your special verse:
If in October you do marry,
Love will come but riches tarry.
I can attest to this—Russ
And, if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary or other special event between now and our next edition, we hope it's an occasion filled with joy and happiness. 
 
We’ll take our leave with this blessing:
From tinker and pooka and black-hearted stranger
From harm of the water and hurt of the fire
From the horns of the cows going home to the byre
From teasing the ass when he's tied to the manger
From stones that would bruise and from thorns of the briar
From evil red berries that waken desire
From hunting the gander and vexing the goat
From depths o' seawater by Danny's old boat
From cut and from tumble, from sickness and weeping
May God have your loved ones this day in His keeping.
Edited and adapted from the poem "A Prayer for a Child" by Winifred M. Letts
 
All the best & God Bless,
Bridget & Russ
Get down on your knees and thank God you’re still on your feet. 
Téigh ar do ghlúine is bí buíoch le Dia go bhfuil tú fós ar do chosa.
 
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Text Box:
The Book

Potion, pope and perfidy

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Bless you all,

Russ Haggerty

 

LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING

An old man in Dublin calls his son in New York right before Christmas and says, "Son, I 'm sorry, but I have to tell you that after 45 years of misery, your mother and I are busting up. " "Da, what are you talking about?" the son yells in disbelief. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her." Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "No way they're leaving each other!" she shouts, "I'll take care of this." She calls Dublin immediately and screams at her father, "You are not splitting up. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Well then," he says, "they're coming home for Christmas and paying their own way!"

Last Words

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—Russ