Here it is, mah bruvahs and sistahs, another superfine pearl of wisdom straight from the Samurai! You are one of the lucky few– the privileged elite– that get to revel, nay wallow, in the enumerated glory of the Samurai's 12 Laws of Appliance Repair
, the most sacred set of appliantological tenets.
The 12 Laws
were revealed unto the Samurai during an unusually deep session of intestinal cleansing and are wise pearls of appliantological wisdom for both DIYers and professional appliantologists alike. So please, enjoy and bask in the aromas of appliantological wisdom that the Samurai now bestows upon you.