Sorry for the delay in the May email. I was in Pakistan, dealing with a pesky tenant at one of my luxury properties. Dude wouldn't pay rent, kept burning trash, deathing to America. I had to get rid of him. You know how it is.
Anyway, May is busy. I want you to be a part of it.
BIG SHOW!
Thursay, May 12, 9:30 pm - NYC
Now with an interview with a real-life celebrity expert on cheating.*
This month, Aaron Task, host of
Daily Ticker on Yahoo Finance.
We'll be talking Raj, Buffet, and Cramer... and, of course, all the wealth-building you can laugh near.
"Somebody get Jeff Kreisler on 'The Colbert Report'... Delectable" - New York Times
"A Michael Moore-esque rallying cry" - Time Out NY
"You'll be laughing all the way to the bank" - Rachel Maddow
"Hilarious… he knows how to stick the knife into our guts in the middle of a belly laugh" - Chicago Tribune
"Very funny, very timely" - Terry Jones (of Monty Python)
* I need a nice showing to get this monthly, so if you're on the fence, get off and come. Yes. Get off and come.
BIG NEW THING
Tuesday, May 10 - Watch your Facebooks and Slate.coms and emails. The big huge gigantor new satire site I've worked on is launching right into your face. Remember the My Wall Street Journal
parody? Some of the same people, but better. Keep an eye on
TheFinalEdition.com.
It's coming...
(Hmmmm… This may have to be a 2 email month. Sorry kids).
TIME TRAVEL
I just did a gig in support of Courage in Russian
Journalism. Lotta flashbacks, as my senior thesis was on the Russian Media. (Man, I used to be smart. WTF happened?) Very cool event, with the likes of Aasif Mandvi, Joe Garden, John Hockenberry, & Allison Silverman… While you missed the show/panel/free vodka shots (and the $5k charge), you can, and should, still contribute
here. Save the world, damnit!
THEATURRRRR
Starting May 21, Parenthesis Theater presents The Lady's Not For Burning at Walkerspace. If the fact that it's a wonderful under-produced Christopher Fry play with a fantastic cast isn't enough enticement… I'm not in it. So go.
Details ici.
SOME OTHER FUN
May 14 - Philips Exeter Academy reunion performance. Not sure what I was smoking when I agreed to this. Another unneeded chance to compare past potential to present reality.
May 24 - Fundraiser for the Manhattan Young Democrats. Oooooh, me likey.
Come.
May 27 - Princeton University. Another potential/reality thing.
Sweet.
If I survive the emotional time travel, June holds more Dem events, growth of The Final Edition, more Cheater & The Rude on Progressive
Radio Network (Thursdays at 8!), plus a swing through the United Kingdom (need deliver my wedding
present).
OH, AND
Don't forget about
Gotham Jokewriters, for all the humor needs for today's busy thought leader. You wanna be like Obama & Seth Meyers? We can help.
Now I gotta go stop Governors Christie & Scott from completing Bin Laden's plan to take out the railroads...
Kreisler
