Welcome to the season finale! We figured we'd cap things off with what's usually the last song of the the live show - a right proper drinking song. You know, the "end up in the E.R. covered in bruises and piss but don't remember how you got there" kind of drinking song.

And with that, we'd like to thank you all again for flying Kicksville - we know you have many options, and we appreciate you choosing us.

 

Now let's go have a bloody pint!

Funny to watch you stressing the bills
By demanding more money I'll add to your ills
I complain of exclusion when we go out
Loud proclamations of how you're a lout
You're boring, you're stupid, you're mean and a canker
Sell all your treasures and call you a wanker
Sick of your presence under my feet
Give me your money now out on the street

I wanna get pissed
Throw up on me shoes
Whizz in me booze
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - hooray!

I wanna get pissed
Drive real fast
For as long as it last
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - hooray!

No phone, no wallet, no coat, no shoes
Into the outside feeling the blues
Happy you're gone, but freaking on bills
The newspaper said I OD'd on red pills

What made you want to live this way
You give and you love, I push and I shove
Day after day after day after day after day after fucking day

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - hooray!

I wanna get pissed
Out pickin' a fight
E.R. 'fore light
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
We're drinking our troubles away - shazoo!

I wanna get pissed
End all the fun
Pay for what's done
Hit by a wall and fall down

Tragically hopeless and wasted today
Creeping and lurking like dirty old strays
Slurping and sloppy like Father O'Shea
They're coming to take me away - ha ha!

 

Citizens
artwork by Ally Queen
Biff Blumfumgagnge: violin
Geoff Brady: percussion
Lou Caldarola: drum kit
Tone Deaf: main vocal
Randal Harrison: violin
Chris Huntington: guitar
Kia Karlen: accordion
Beaker Parpovich: guitar
Rob Queen: guitar
Conrad St. Clair: bass, programming
Mike Stehr: keyboards
The Blotten Sheeple Chorus: Biff, Geoff, Lou, Tone, Randal, Chris, Kia, Beaker, Conrad, Mike, Alex Brick, Beth Kille, Aya Peard, Jude Steele, Tim Steele, Randy Tilk

For the new folks around here, this is how the whole "Season" thing works:

Think of it like a TV series. You can watch the episodes each week for free, and at the end of the season, you can buy a DVD with all the shows plus some bonus shite.

 

With our "Season" releases, you can download a new song each week for free (yes - free!), and at the end of the season, you can buy a DVD/CD with all the music plus videos, liner notes, each single's artwork, and so on.

Pretty simple, right? Right. So, catch up on any Seasons you've missed, and stay tuned for more....