"The truth is that schools don't really teach anything except how to obey orders. This is a great mystery to me because thousands of humane, caring people work in schools as teachers, and aides, and administrators, but the abstract logic of the institution overwhelms their individual contributions."

- John Taylor Gatto (NYC Teacher Of The Year 1990)

"I never let my schooling get in the way of my education."

- Mark Twain

BACK-TO-SCHOOL RANGER REPORT - August 28, 2013

MIGHTY MANATEES TO PLAY HUGE LABOR DAY WEEKEND FREE CONCERT! - This Sunday, September 1st, we will be appearing on the river at Wiggins Waterfront Park at the foot of Mickle Blvd. in Camden, NJ for the 5th Annual Camden Backyard BBQ. The event starts at 1:00 and runs until 10:30PM. Also appearing: Lettuce, The Nigel Hall Band, 61 North, The Conrad Oberg Band, and The Stooges Brass Band from New Orleans. There will be Cajun, BBQ, and other great food and beverages as well as face painting and other activities for the kids. The Mighty Manatees set is 3:30 - 4:30. The Stooges Brass Band go on after us. This is a big one, folks. There were 20,000 people at last year's show. There have been full-page color ads in The City Paper every week. The event is being presented by WXPN, Verizon, and The Camden County Freeholders.
www.camdenwaterfront.com

8TH ANNUAL WHO HILL FAMILY CAMPOUT! - Two days of Peace, Love & Music. Friday, Sept. 13th and Saturday, Sept. 14th in Maennerchor Field, 3650 Cold Spring Creamery Rd., Doylestown, PA 18901. This has become an annual event for The Mighty Manatees and this year's theme is Dr. Suess’s "Yertle the Turtle". Bring your turtle, tortoise, and terrapin things. Decorate! Wear a Costume! Be your inner turtle!
Also appearing: The Dirk Quinn Band, The Whiskeyhickon Boys, The Corn Lady, The Turnips, The Happy Dog, The Blue Wave Ramblers, The Magic Of Captain Swirly, Fire In The SOUL & The Hoop Mistresses Fire Tribes, Karmic Repair Co., Salient Roots, Painted Blue, Duck Duck Goose, Anders & Friends, Steal Your Face, Pure Jerry, Shady Grove Wraps, Who Kids On Stage!, Kid's Zone Crafts & Activities, Craft Vendors....and more! We go on Friday night from 10:00 - 12:00. Invite your kindest friends. Bring your kids and your dogs. Smile, Dance, Laugh....Special thanks to Annie, Gina, and the whole Who Hill Family. 267-255-4318
www.whohill.com

ASHER'S CHOCOLATES 16TH ANNUAL FALL FEST! - And speaking of annual events...The Mighty Manatees have been playing this upcoming family affair for well over a decade. On Saturday, Sept. 28th, beginning at 11:00AM and lasting until 3:00PM, Asher's Chocolates in Franconia, PA, will host their annual Fall Fest. This is an all-ages, free outdoor event featuring clowns, magicians, face painting, free hot dogs and drinks, live music, and a whole lot more. Also starring Ted The Fiddler!
www.ashers.com

MIGHTY MANATEES WITH SHANA MORRISON THANKSGIVING EVE AT SELLERSVILLE THEATER! - Tickets will soon be on sale for what we hope will become an annual event. On Wed., November 27th (Thanksgiving Eve) we will be returning to the Sellersville Theater with special guest Shana Morrison. There will be cabaret seating and free CDs. Showtime is 8:00PM. This is a licensed venue. A Mystic Vagabond Production
www.st94.com

THE MIGHTY MANATEES NIGHT AT THE OPERA! - On Friday, November 29 (the day AFTER Thanksgiving), we will be returning to the Mauch Chunk Opera House in Jim Thorpe, PA, with Shana Morrison. There is a balcony, no cabaret seating and plenty of space to dance. Another Mystic Vagabond Production
www.mauchchunkoperahouse.com

Be excellent to one another,
Carlos Ranger


IN PASSING -

Joey Covington
Mandawuy Yunupingu
Lisa's Mom



AUGUST - 2013

29 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
30 - Fri. - Blue Dog Tavern w/ Ras Michael 9:30 - 1:30
31 - Sat. - Wedding

SEPTEMBER - 2013

1 - Sun. - Wiggins Park Camden N.J. FREE CONCERT! La Banda Grande (10-Piece),
3:30 - 4:30PM w/The Stooges Brass Band, Nigel Hall & Lettuce, plus more!

6 - Fri. - Justin's 8- 12
7 - Sat. - Wedding - Will & Ray 5 - 7PM
11 - Wed. - DaVinci's Pub www.davincispub.com
12 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
13 - Fri. - Tex-Mex Tiki-Bar All-Ages Outdoor Charity Fundraiser 5 - 8PM

13 - Fri. - WHO HILL 8th ANNUAL FAMILY CAMPOUT! - Doylestown, PA 10 - 12 www.whohill.com

14 - Sat. - Wedding 6:30 - 10:30PM
20 - Fri. - Wedding 6 - 11PM
21 - Sat. - Hotel Fiesole 8 - 12
26 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
28 - Sat. - Asher's Chocolate 16th Annual Fall Fest! - Free Outdoor Concert - All-Ages - 11AM - 3PM www.ashers.com


OCTOBER - 2013

4 - Fri. - Strange Brew Tavern 10 - 1:30
5 - Sat. - Steam 10 - 2
9 - Wed. - DaVinci's Pub
10 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
11 - Fri. - Justin's 8 - 12
12 - Sat. - Dude-Fest - Perkasie, PA www.hippieonahill.com
18 - Fri. - Hotel Fiesole 8 - 12

19 - Sat. - Folk N' Fall Music Festival - St. Michael's Park, Mont Clare, PA 4-10PM www.schuylkillcanal.org
19 - Sat. - Pickering Creek Inn

24 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
31 - Thurs. - ANNUAL MANATEES MASQUERADE! - Red Cedar Inn - Colmar, PA 8 - 12 www.theredcedar.com


NOVEMBER - 2013

2 - Sat. - Temperance House 8 - 12
6 - Wed. - DaVinci's Pub
7 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
8 - Fri. - Justin's 8 - 12
15 - Fri. - Hotel Fiesole 8 - 12
21 - Thurs. - Rising Sun Inn 9 - 1
23 - Sat. - Pickering Creek Inn 9 - 1

27 - Wed. - SELLERSVILLE THEATER (Thanksgiving Eve) www.st94.com

29 - Fri. - MAUCH CHUNK OPERA HOUSE (Black Friday) www.mauchchunkoperahouse.com


www.themightymanatees.bandcamp.com


Every Sunday morning from 10:30 to 11:30, various members of The MightyManatees
play at The New Church Live in the Mitchell Performing Arts Center, 800
Tomlinson Rd., Bryn Athyn, PA. 19009
(Tomlinson Rd. & Buck Rd. -the corner down at the far end of the parking lot)
Watch LIVE at 10:30 AM on Sundays, or see video clips at
www.NewChurchLive.tv