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Scotland Island - Western Shores - Mackeral Beach
December 22, 2009
Notices for Offshore Residents of Pittwater, Australia

Pink Water Taxi
24 hour Service operating on New Years Eve!
The Pink Water Taxi will be operating on New Years Eve as it always has done, on a 24 hour basis.

Pink Water Taxi 0428 238 190

The Fourth Choir Practice
Ear witness account from Gillian Croft
You do realise we are becoming a legend - even before we've performed.    
Who among you has not been bombarded with requests to 
visit certain jetties at a specific time next Tuesday, less requests 
than demands accompanied by sob stories of "we don't have (read can't 
afford) a tinny" or "my granddaughter (the prettiest granddaughter in 
the world, goes without saying) won't go to sleep until she's heard 
you sing Silent Night in German - we live at the top of the island, 
can you come up - specially for her?"

Bob did a great job last week, by the time we began to realise he 
might be a soft touch he was out of there!  
Did you notice him last night sitting on a comfy sofa with a beatific smile on his face, cuddling his dog, a glass within clutching distance?  
No fool he.
And as for John, rumour had it he was conducting a choir elsewhere last week.  
The truth of the matter is he booked into a very 
expensive health farm and received intensive treatment for choir fatigue.  
Well, I don't need to tell you it worked!  
I have never heard anyone change keys so quickly and effortlessly, he was sublime.  
Even rejected the offer of a mike,  tossed it aside with disdain and 
proceeded to dominate us with the sheer weight of his ego - no sorry 
his expertise (typo).

Prizes for the following:
a name for the choir - can't be obscene, not too obscene that is.
What people will say AFTER we've done our dash, no more than 60,000 

Message for next Tuesday, if you can't fall in and keep singing don't come.

Tonight at  Frog Hollow at 7:30pm
then on to
Church Point around 8:30pm!!

Scotland Island - Western Shores - Mackeral Beach