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Greetings & Blessings to all
Welcome to our November newsletter.
Here we are in the month of November. In the United States, where I live, this is the month that begins spending money and trying to restrain any gluttony you may have to fight. That starts with Thanksgiving, the national day of gluttony, of course it’s all about food. The next day the majority embark on ‘black Friday’ it can best be described as hysterical shopping. That’s good for Christmas presents but, as I understand it, Christmas presents are the least of it. I don’t do that. I buy my Christmas presents for the grandkids on line.
I still have cold temperatures. This morning it was 34degreesƒ (1.11 C), this means I don’t go out if I can help it. Halloween is over so I don’t have to. Winter is just ahead and I’ll have to go out shopping for necessaries; that’s enough for me.
All of you should stay warm so get out the winter woolies.
Enough of my nattering.
Again my thanks for the contributions. Please keep them coming. I would like appropriate news or other links more than anything.
We’re all in this together let’s make it as good as we can. Stay with me everybody.
Enough of the blather...
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On with the update...
IN THIS ISSUE:
The Weather
Up to the minute forecasts provided by Ireland's official source for all weather-related news. Please click Met Eireann.
http://www.met.ie/forecasts/
Basic Irish
Links
Quips, Quotes, Proverbs & Toasts
A Bit of the Wit
Joke of The Month
Did You Know
The week That Is
Leave 'em Laughing
Last Words
Basic Irish
Phrase: Could you repeat that?
Irish: Arís?
Pronunciation: ah-reesh? (literally 'again?')
LINKS
1.An Post Irish Book Awards: Vote for your favourite poem!
Voting has commenced for this year's Listowel Writers' Week Irish Poem of the Year Award at the An Post Irish Book Awards. Of the 200 entries anonymously adjudicated by Richard Skinner, Director of the Fiction Programme at the Faber Academy, we are delighted to announce that Erin Halliday's poem 'Inglis & Co Ltd.' from Poetry Ireland Review made the shortlist along with poems by Brian Kirk and regular Poetry Ireland Writers in Schools facilitator John W Sexton.
You can read the shortlisted poems at www.writersweek.ie and get voting before midnight on 23 November.
https://www.poetryireland.ie/news/an-post-irish-book-awards-vote-for-your-favourite-poem
I will try to keep track of the award winners —Russ
2.Exploring the remote island paradise in the west of Ireland
Spending a day (or two) on Inishturk Island a small, beautiful and tranquil island located nine miles (14.5km) off the west coast of County Mayo.
Make the effort and you will not be disappointed. Bring a picnic and hop on the 10:45 am O' Malley Ferry (20 euro round trip) from Roonagh Pier and spend a day exploring this sparsely populated haven of natural beauty. The return ferry departs Inishturk at 5:15 pm.
https://www.irishcentral.com/travel/remote-island-paradise-inishturk-mayo?utm_campaign=Best+of+IC+-+Nov+8+-+2018-11-08&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=Mailjet/
Looks like fun —Russ
3. Galway girls shed pony tails in support of brave school-mate
Seven little girls have shown their incredible support for their school-mate in her battle with cancer – by cutting off their long pony tails for charity.
Ada Gallagher, Greta Gallagher, Emily Clarke, Katie Clarke, Lucy Clarke, Ròisìn Burke and Gràinne Burke – all from Kilchreest National School – decided to donate their hair to the Rapunzel Foundation to help their friend Niamh Davison.
https://connachttribune.ie/galway-girls-shed-pony-tails-in-support-of-brave-school-mate-187/
This is sweet—good for them—Russ
4. Special farming event at Maam Cross
TEAGASC, in conjunction with Conradh na Gaeilge, are holding an Irish Farming Event on Thursday, November 15, in Peacocke’s of Maam Cross from 6pm to 8pm. A mixture of Irish and English will be used throughout the event to celebrate “Bliain na Gaeilge”.
This is a KT (Knowledge Transfer) approved event for both cattle and Sheep farmers. All farmers and members of the public are very welcome to attend. KT registration will be from 5.45pm to 6.45pm. A broad range of issues willbe discussed at the event.
https://connachttribune.ie/special-farming-event-at-maam-cross/
I drove through Maam Cross and exchanged a few words with a sheep—Russ
5. Irish emigrants in Australia offered free flights home to fill jobs in Ireland
Irish emigrants living in Australia have been promised free flights home by a recruitment agency if they return to fill job vacancies in the healthcare and pharma, construction, finance and IT sectors.
https://www.irishtimes.com/life-and-style/abroad/irish-emigrants-in-australia-offered-free-flights-home-to-fill-jobs-in-ireland-1.3686775
I wish this had been on offer when I was still ‘in-harness’—Russ
6. Ireland’s only child-free coffee shop is brewing up a storm
It’s a weekday morning and I’m feeling a bit like the child-hating queen in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang off to meet the Ratcatcher as I find myself in Ireland’s first adult-only coffee shop, in Birdhill, Tipperary, but within minutes, the guilt –okay I feigned it – disappears. With the easy listening music, the huge windows looking out onto stunning Mount Moylussa and Lower Lough Derg and the barristas making my coffee in front of my eyes - I’m beginning to understand child-free heaven.
https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/lifestyle/features/irelands-only-child-free-coffee-shop-is-brewing-up-a-storm-883103.html
mmmm—sounds like a good idea—Russ
7. Collins Dictionary 2018 word of the year revealed
‘Plogging’, ‘vegan’, ‘#MeToo’, ‘gaslight’, ‘backstop’ and gammon’ also make the list
monitor the 4.5 billion-word Collins Corpus and create the annual list of new and notable words that reflect an ever-evolving culture and the preoccupations of those who use it.
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/books/collins-dictionary-2018-word-of-the-year-revealed-1.3688069?localLinksEnabled=false&utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=US+elections%3A+Democrats+win+House%2C+Republicans+hold+Senate&utm_campaign=morning_briefing_digest
Obviously, this will only last one more year—Russ
QUOTES, TOASTS , CURSES AND BLESSINGS
I think there's a bit of the devil in everybody. There's a bit of a priest in everybody, too, but I enjoyed playing the devil more. He was more fun.
Gabriel Byrne
I’ll bet — Russ
A BIT OF THE WIT
They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday.
Or Monday or Tuesday either—Russ
JOKE OF THE MONTH
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door; when he opens it, an obviously inebriated stranger is standing there in the pouring rain. The stranger asks for a push."Jam on your egg*," says the husband, "it's three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and goes back to bed. "Who was that?" asked his wife."Just some fluthered eejit asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it's three in the morning and it's lashing out there. "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Remember about three months ago when we broke down and that nice couple helped us out? I think you should help him; you should be ashamed of yourself!" The man sighs, does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark."Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing!"
*Irish slang: Jam on your egg - wishful thinking; will never happen
Another of my favorites—Russ
DID YOU KNOW
1. The lyrics to "Danny Boy" were written by an Englishman? His name was Frederic Edward Weatherly and he also wrote the lyrics to the popular WWI song, Roses of Picardy.
Figures, I’ve never been fond of ‘Danny Boy’—heard it too many times —Russ
2.Until the 1920s, on St. Brigid's Day (February 1st) at Teltown, Co.Meath, couples could legally marry by simply walking toward each other? If the union didn't work out, they could 'divorce' by walking away from each other at the same place exactly a year and a day later.
They should adopt that in Hollywood—Russ
3.In 1922, at the height of the Irish Civil War, Free State Brigadier Patrick Paul escaped from his Republican captors in Waterford disguised as a mother superior?
I’ve seen some Mother Superiors that looked like that–Russ
Sponsor
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This is the collection of our Jokes. It was built up over many years and, now, is gathered here for your enjoyment. With this in your hand, whenever the day is dull or dreary you can open it up and have a good laugh, you'll feel better.
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THE WEEK THAT IS
1. Article:Irish Celebrations - The Feast of St. Martin
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ASaints/Martin.html
2. Article: The Day After Samhain - All Soul's Day
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/DayafterSamhain.html
3. Article: Irish Celebrations & Feast Days - Martinmas
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Martinmas.html
4. Article: It's a long way to Tipperary
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/VetsTiperary.html
5. Article: The Irish Soldiers in WWI
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/VetsWW1.html
6. Article: The Irish Soldiers in the American Civil War
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/VetsCivilWar.html
7. Article: Danny Boy
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/VetsDannyBoy.html
6. The Irish Kitchen: Aunt Hettie's War Cake
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/2Kitch/rDessert1.html#WarCake
7. Basic Irish: Holiday Shopping
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/3Focloir/HolidayShopping.html
8. Kids’ Ireland: A Wolf Story
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/WolfStory.html
So there you have it until we write again - sometime in December.
If you are planning on getting married between now and then or tied the knot in the month of November, here is your special verse:
If you wed in bleak November,
Only joy will come, remember.
And, if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary or other special event between now and our next edition, we hope it's an occasion filled with joy and happiness.
We’ll take our leave with this blessing:
Grace before a meal
May this food restore our strength,
giving new energy to tired limbs,
and new thoughts to weary minds.
May this drink restore our souls,
giving new vision to dry spirits,
and new warmth to cold hearts.
And once nourished and refreshed,
May we give thanks to Him who
gives us all and makes us blest.
Adapted from an old Irish blessing
All the best & God Bless,
Bridget & Russ
Get down on your knees and thank God you’re still on your feet.
Téigh ar do ghlúine is bí buíoch le Dia go bhfuil tú fós ar do chosa.
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The Book
Potion, pope and perfidy
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Bless you all,
Russ Haggerty
LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING
This was adapted from one that Gayla sent us. It's too good not to pass along. Thanks, Gayla!
Sean was a mild-mannered man who was tired of being hen-pecked by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem and gave him a book on assertiveness. Sean read the book on the bus home. By the time he reached his house, he had finished it. He stormed into the house and walked up to his wife. Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "Bridie, from now on, I want you to know that I am the man of the house, and my word is law! I want you to make my favourite boiled beef and cabbage for the meal tonight and when I'm finished with that, I expect my favourite whiskey cake for afters. Then, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with that, do you know who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
"The undertaker." says she.
Last Words
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—Russ