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Greetings & Blessings to all
Welcome to our January newsletter.
It’s a new year and my opening remarks will be new as well. Usually, I babble about my weather and oddments related to the time of year. This time I’m going to let you all in on my circumstances. Those of you who have been with me long enough know that my sweet Bridget passed away in June of 2017. Her last wishes were that I take her ashes to Ireland and pour them on her grandmother’s grave in Galway. Well, I’ve started making arrangements to do just that. At present, I have a ticket to Shannon airport booked for March 28ththis year. I also have a tentative booking for a B&B in Galway city. There’s just one puzzle left: I’m not sure which cemetery her grandmother’s grave is in. I think it’s Mount St. Joseph’s in Rahoon just outside Galway city but I’m not certain. Of course I’ve been researching what I can through the Internet but I still haven’t found anything concrete. So, at the moment, I’m going over ‘blind’. All I can do is hope I come across the right place. I know the head stone I have to find. There are two women in the same grave site. One is Bridget’s grandmother Louisa O’Flaherty and the other is Bridget’s great grandmother Lucy Scanlon. If any of you know anything to help, I would really be grateful for any information you can give me – thank you.
One more bit I need to share. I have been getting E-Mails from a crook/hacker saying I have to re-enter my information or I will lose my E-Mail service. This is completely false and you should ignore it. It purports to be from Irish Culture and Customs – it is NOT; it’s pure junk do NOT reply to these crooks, just delete the message.
Again my thanks for the contributions. Please keep them coming. I would like appropriate news or other links more than anything.
We’re all in this together let’s make it as good as we can. Stay with me everybody.
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IN THIS ISSUE:
The Weather
Up to the minute forecasts provided by Ireland's official source for all weather-related news. Please click Met Eireann.
http://www.met.ie/forecasts/
Basic Irish
Links
Quips, Quotes, Proverbs & Toasts
A Bit of the Wit
Joke of The Month
Did You Know
The week That Is
Leave 'em Laughing
Last Words
Basic Irish
Phrase: Could you say that in English please?
Irish: As Béarla led thoil?
Pronunciation: oss bayr-lah ledh hell? (literally 'in English please?)
LINKS
1.How Ireland's elusive corncrake has come back from the brink of extinction
The increase, which is being attributed to the warm weather, was the first rise in numbers since 2014.
The elusive bird, known for its rasping call, was once widespread across the countryside, but the population was decimated by mechanised farming as the corncrake nests in meadows.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/environment/how-ireland-s-elusive-corncrake-has-come-back-from-the-brink-of-extinction-1.3752871
Good News —Russ
2.'He was a bit taken aback!' - Mum and daughter attend First Dates Ireland restaurant together
Meeting the parents is usually not done on the first date - but that was exactly the case for the first ever mum and daughter pair to appear on First Dates Ireland.
The first episode of the dating show's new series airs tonight.
Delia O'Malley (23) persuaded her mum Amy (52) to sign up for the show when she was filling in the form.
https://www.independent.ie/entertainment/television/tv-news/he-was-a-bit-taken-aback-mum-and-daughter-attend-first-dates-ireland-restaurant-together-37698551.html
Who will approve of who I wonder —Russ
3.Irish Rail set to get NTA approval for €100m worth of rail carriages
Irish Rail, which saw record passenger numbers last year, is expected to get approval from the National Transport Authority (NTA) shortly for the purchase of €100 million worth of new rail carriages.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/irish-rail-set-to-get-nta-approval-for-100m-worth-of-rail-carriages-1.3753805
The more rail the better—Russ
4. John Cleese: ‘Why don’t you Irish spell your names properly?’
Yes, John Cleese is as tall as we think, and he still has that gait as he strides on stage to Always Look on the Bright Side of Life. He obliges with occasional oral explosions and outrageous comments, as we require. As he leaves, he snatches his notes from the podium, intentionally all Fawlty-like.
He’s casual, wearing a navy polo short and jacket, and, delightfully, (I’m almost sure) no socks under what look like navy moccasin slippers.
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/stage/john-cleese-why-don-t-you-irish-spell-your-names-properly-1.3754137?localLinksEnabled=false&utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=KBC+refuses+to+engage+with+staff+over+arson+attacks%2C+union+says&utm_campaign=morning_briefing_digest
That would take all the fun out of it—Russ
5. Armagh father and son grow Ireland’s most expensive vegetable
The world’s most expensive vegetable — the Japanese wasabi — has been successfully grown in Ireland for the first time.
The sushi accompaniment, traditionally grown in mountain streams of its native habitat in the Japanese Shizuoka Prefecture, is worth a cool €1.5m an acre.
https://www.irishexaminer.com/breakingnews/ireland/armagh-father-and-son-grow-irelands-most-expensive-vegetable-896342.html
I guess I’ll stick with potatoes—Russ
6. Laurel and Hardy – another fine mess: The real story of their final days
When a Laurel and Hardy film came on television my grandad Freddie Elcock would sit me on his knee and point excitedly at the screen. “There he is,” he’d say. “Stan Laurel. My old pal Stan.”
Before the first World War Freddie had worked with Stan – and Charlie Chaplin, too – on music hall bills topped by the impresario Fred Karno’s touring company of slapstick comedians. Chaplin was Karno’s star; a 20-year-old Stan Jefferson (his real name) was second banana and Charlie’s understudy. Freddie wasn’t a member of the troupe, but he performed at local theatres, way down the bill among the wines and spirits, and when a Karno show was touring the British midlands he and his comedy partner, Jack Dutton, would be drafted in to do a knockabout front-cloth parody strongman act while scenery was being changed, then join the others for the riotous finale.
https://www.irishtimes.com/culture/film/laurel-and-hardy-another-fine-mess-the-real-story-of-their-final-days-1.3738117?localLinksEnabled=false&utm_source=Newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Garda%C3%AD+investigate+claims+Ardee+murder+suspect+confessed+in++selfie+video&utm_campaign=morning_briefing_digest
I couldn’t resist including this—Russ
7. Student who died at the Cliffs of Moher has been identified
A young man who fell to his death at the Cliffs of Moher on Friday has been identified as Anand Goel, a Trinity College Student from India.
Mr Goel, who was studying marketing and design, appears to have lost his footing and fell 600ft to the sea below at the popular Co Clare tourist destination. It is believed that he was taking a selfie photograph at the time of the incident.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/student-who-died-at-the-cliffs-of-moher-has-been-identified-1.3749146
This looks like a Darwin Award winner to me—Russ
QUOTES, TOASTS , CURSES AND BLESSINGS
A weary soldier fighting against Napoleon at Waterloo wrote in his diary: "When I [could] take some nourishment, I felt the most extraordinary desire for a glass of Guinness." Doctors wrote in to say that they found Guinness good for everything from "insomnia, neurasthenia, debility and constipation" to an "effective aid for nursing mothers."
Guinness tried to get stout admitted into the U.S. during Prohibition as a medicine, but the Treasury Department coldly said no.
A BIT OF THE WIT
Ireland remains a deeply religious country, with the two main denominations being "us" and "them". In the unlikely event you are asked which group you belong to, the correct answer is:"I'm an atheist, thank God".
In other words, cover all the bases—Russ
JOKE OF THE MONTH
A Kerryman was playing Trivial Pursuit. It was his turn. He rolled the dice and landed on "Science & Nature." His question was, "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?" He thought for a time and then asked, "Is it on or off?"
Kerryman jokes are common but I never noticed a Kerryman being any dumber than anyone else—Russ
DID YOU KNOW
1. According to Irish folklore, if you take molasses melted in water, it will prevent varicose veins.
I’m glad I don’t have varicose veins, oh it must be thick molasses —Russ
2.Blarney, as defined by Bishop Fulton J. Sheen, is flattery so thin we like it, as opposed to baloney which is flattery so thick it can't be true.
A good one from Bishop Sheen—Russ
3.Cork is Ireland's largest county.
Which explains why it’s referred to as ‘West Cork’ and ‘East Cork’–Russ
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THE WEEK THAT IS
1.Article:Oiche na Gaoithe Moire...
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/BigWind.html
2.Article: In Tribute to W.B.Yeats
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/AWriters/Yeats.html
3. Article: New Year's Day to Epiphany
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/NewYears.html
4. Article: The Turning Of The Sovereign Seal
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/1.21GreatSeal.html
5. Article: St. Brigid - The Giveaway
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ASaints/Brigit.html
6. Article: St. Ita, foster-mother to the saints of Ireland
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ASaints/Ita.html
7. The Irish Kitchen: A Taste of Ireland: Irish Coffee
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/2Kitch/aCoffee.html
13. Basic Irish: A New year
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/3Focloir/Newyear.html
14. Kids’ Ireland: Making Saint Brigid's Crosses
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/MakingBrigdXs.html
So there you have it until we write again - sometime in February.
If you are planning on getting married between now and then or tied the knot in the month of January, here is your special verse:
Marry when the year is new,
Always loving kind and true.
And, if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary or other special event between now and our next edition, we hope it's an occasion filled with joy and happiness.
We’ll take our leave with this blessing:
St. Brigid's Blessing for a home
May Brigid bless the house where you dwell,
every fireside door and every wall;
every heart that beats beneath its roof,
every hand that toils to bring it joy,
every foot that walks its portals through.
may Brigid bless the house that shelters you.
All the best & God Bless,
Bridget & Russ
Get down on your knees and thank God you’re still on your feet.
Téigh ar do ghlúine is bí buíoch le Dia go bhfuil tú fós ar do chosa.
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The Book
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Bless you all,
Russ Haggerty
LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING
It's not really a joke, but is definitely good for a giggle! Sir Boyle Roche, MP for Co. Kerry was notorious for his oratorical blunders. Witness this lovely example:
During the French Revolution, he warned that the revolutionaries might invade Ireland. "Sir," he declaimed, "they would break in, cut us to mince meat and throw our bleeding heads on that table to stare us in the face. Who would not answer such a call to arms, not to mention legs and feet?"
Last Words
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—Russ