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Greetings & Blessings to all
Welcome to our December newsletter.
Well, here we are in the month of Christmas. This is a heart-plucker for me. I put up Bridget’s articles for Christmas. She wrote them years ago and I read them all every year. I don’t know why but every year when I read those articles I’ve read over and over it makes me cry. I know them all, of course but I still cry.
This year my health has been pretty bad. I’ll probably just stay home with my cat, Juniper. This is easier for me but not as much fun I don’t think. I’ll find out.
I hope all of you have a wonderful, Happy Christmas and New Years. Yikes! I still have to buy the presents for my seven grandkids.
Enough of my nattering.
Again my thanks for the contributions. Please keep them coming. I would like appropriate news or other links more than anything.
We’re all in this together let’s make it as good as we can. Stay with me everybody.
Enough of the blather...
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On with the update...
IN THIS ISSUE:
The Weather
Up the minute forecasts provided by Ireland's official source for all weather-related news. Please click Met Eireann.
http://www.met.ie/forecasts/
Basic Irish
Links
Quips, Quotes, Proverbs & Toasts
A Bit of the Wit
Joke of The Month
Did You Know
The week That Is
Leave 'em Laughing
Last Words
Basic Irish
Word: ChristmasIrish: Nollaig
Pronunciation: null-ahg
Phrase: Happy Christmas to you
Irish: Nollaig Shona dhuit/dhíbh*
Pronunciation: null-ig hun-ah gwich/yeev
*singular/plural
Phrase: Seasons Greetings
Irish: Beannachtaí an tSéasúir
Pronunciation: BAN-ock-tee on Tay-zure
LINKS
1.Taoiseach predicts ‘massive rise’ in Covid-19 cases as hospitality closing times moved to 8pm
Booster vaccine doses to be made available to people aged 40-49 from Sunday. The Taoiseach has said Ireland is going to see “a massive rise” in Covid-19 infections due to the Omicron variant which, if left unchecked, poses a “very real threat” to the health system and the economy. https://www.irishtimes.com/news/ireland/irish-news/taoiseach-predicts-massive-rise-in-covid-19-cases-as-hospitality-closing-times-moved-to-8pm-1.4757974 Sigh, and so it goes on—Russ2.Coronavirus: Hospitality venues in Ireland to close early
The Irish cabinet has agreed that hospitality venues, cinemas and theatres should have a closing time of 20:00 to curb the spread of Covid-19.
The National Public Health Emergency Team (NPHET) had originally recommended a 17:00 cut off from Monday.
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-59695352
Christmas cheer will have to be at home—Russ
3.Ireland to begin 'phased exit' from AIB in coming months
DUBLIN, Dec 21 (Reuters) - Ireland said on Tuesday it will begin a "phased exit" from its 71% stake in Allied Irish Banks (AIBG)over the next six months, as it pares back state ownership of its largest banks.
https://www.reuters.com/markets/stocks/ireland-cut-71-stake-aib-over-coming-months-2021-12-21/
Money never sleeps—Russ
4. Arriving home for Christmas: ‘We got three negative tests before we came’
At arrivals there were no crowds of over-excited families crushed against the barriers, waiting. There were no choirs of delighted schoolchildren singing carols, no spontaneous piano players, and fewer decorations than you’d find on the set of a Samuel Beckett play.
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/social-affairs/arriving-home-for-christmas-we-got-three-negative-tests-before-we-came-1.4435635
Sigh— I’ll be glad when this is over—Russ
5. Validity of Irish Residence Permits extended
IRPs that were valid in March 2020 are now valid until May 31, 2022.
Foreign residents with currently expired IRP cards can continue to use their expired cards to travel to and from the country until Jan. 15, 2022.
https://www.bal.com/bal-news/ireland-validity-of-irish-residence-permits-extended-2/
It’s an ill wind that doesn’t blow somebody good—Russ
6. New documentary will explore Ireland's incredible street art, from Derry to Dublin
Art in Ireland has always been integral to our culture-- from the Book of Kells to the Free Derry mural, our inherent need to express ourselves often finds itself materialising as a colourful, powerful statement on the side of a wall in the city.
https://www.irishpost.com/news/new-irish-documentary-will-explore-irelands-incredible-street-art-derry-dublin-175050
Sigh—Russ7. Invaluable Irish archives burnt during 1922 civil war retrieved
Irish records once thought lost forever have been successfully recreated and will be available online by 2022. In June 1922, a massive explosion during the Irish Civil War destroyed the Public Records Office attached to Dublin’s Four Courts. Documents representing hundreds of years of history, including 19th century census records, centuries of Church of Ireland parish records, and thousands of wills and title deeds, were destroyed in the fire. https://www.irishcentral.com/roots/history/lost-irish-archive-beyond-2022?utm_campaign=Best+of+IC+-+December+8+-+2019-12-08&utm_content=Story1&utm_medium=Email&utm_source=Mailjet When they are available I’ll be looking—RussQUOTES, TOASTS , CURSES AND BLESSINGS
Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch.
Indeed — Russ
A BIT OF THE WIT
"Burn everything British," he once advised his Irish countrymen, "except their coal."Jonathan Swift
JOKE OF THE MONTH
Teachers' Version: Twas The Daze Before Christmas
'Twas the days before Christmas,
And all through the school,
The teachers were trying
To just keep their cool.
The hallways were hung
With Christmas art
(Some made in November
to get a head start!)
The children were bouncing
Off ceilings and walls,
And seemed to forget
How to walk in the halls.
When out of the teacher's lounge
With "jingle bell jewels,"
The teachers looked festive
Enforcing the rules.
Suddenly, from down the hallway
There came such a chatter,
The principal went in
To see what was the matter.
The teachers were hiding
And trying to refuel,
On coffee and cookies
And treats from the Yule.
When what to their wondering
Ears do they hear,
But the ringing of school bells
- It's the children they fear!
More rapid than reindeer
The little ones came,
And the teachers all shouted
And called them by name;
Walk, Vincent! Walk, Tanner!
Walk, Tyler and Sammy!
Sit, Jamie! Sit, Laura!
Sit, Tara and Tammy!
To your desks in the room!
To your spots in the line!
Now walk to them! Walk to them!
No running this time!
So straight to their places
The children all went.
With fear of detention
Where they could be sent.
With manuals of lessons
Cradled in arms,
The teachers began
To use all their charms.
But the lessons presented
All fell on deaf ears.
The children were thinking
Of Santa's reindeer!
With a toss of their hands
They put manuals aside,
Went straight to the cupboards
Where videos hide.
And laying their finger
On the TV remote
They sat back to write
Their last Christmas note.
But you could hear them exclaim
At the end of the day -
Have a wonderful, happy and
L-O-O-O-O-O-NG HOLIDAY!!!
And all through the school,
The teachers were trying
To just keep their cool.
The hallways were hung
With Christmas art
(Some made in November
to get a head start!)
The children were bouncing
Off ceilings and walls,
And seemed to forget
How to walk in the halls.
When out of the teacher's lounge
With "jingle bell jewels,"
The teachers looked festive
Enforcing the rules.
Suddenly, from down the hallway
There came such a chatter,
The principal went in
To see what was the matter.
The teachers were hiding
And trying to refuel,
On coffee and cookies
And treats from the Yule.
When what to their wondering
Ears do they hear,
But the ringing of school bells
- It's the children they fear!
More rapid than reindeer
The little ones came,
And the teachers all shouted
And called them by name;
Walk, Vincent! Walk, Tanner!
Walk, Tyler and Sammy!
Sit, Jamie! Sit, Laura!
Sit, Tara and Tammy!
To your desks in the room!
To your spots in the line!
Now walk to them! Walk to them!
No running this time!
So straight to their places
The children all went.
With fear of detention
Where they could be sent.
With manuals of lessons
Cradled in arms,
The teachers began
To use all their charms.
But the lessons presented
All fell on deaf ears.
The children were thinking
Of Santa's reindeer!
With a toss of their hands
They put manuals aside,
Went straight to the cupboards
Where videos hide.
And laying their finger
On the TV remote
They sat back to write
Their last Christmas note.
But you could hear them exclaim
At the end of the day -
Have a wonderful, happy and
L-O-O-O-O-O-NG HOLIDAY!!!
For any teachers out there.
DID YOU KNOW
1. Ireland's smallest church is at Portbraden in Co. Antrim? Only ten feet long by six feet wide, the structure is dedicated to St. Gobhnan - the patron saint of builders. (huh?!)
In the interest of giving the good saint a rest?—Russ
2. St. Patrick was the first person in history to speak out against slavery and he is the Patron Saint of the Excluded? By the time of his death, or shortly thereafter, the Irish stopped slave trading and they never took it up again.
Bravo—Russ
3. Robert Louis Stevenson, the author of Treasure Island, took a supply of Guinness with him on his travels to Samoa?
How did he keep it cool?—Russ
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THE MONTH THAT IS
1. Article:An Irish Christmas - Waiting for St. Nicholas
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/Xmas5th.html
2. Article: An Irish Christmas - The Day Before
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/XmasDec24.html
3. Article: Memories of Christmas Eve Past
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/XmasDec24b.html
4. Article: An Irish Christmas - Then and Now
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/ACalend/XmasthenNow.html
5. The Irish Kitchen: An Irish Christmas - Food for the Feast
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/2Kitch/aXmasFeast.html
6. Basic Irish: Advent and Christmas
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/3Focloir/AdventXmas.html
7. Kids’ Ireland: Midnight Visitors
http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/1Kids/XmasVisit.html
So there you have it until we write again - sometime in January, in the new year (whew).
If you are planning on getting married between now and then or tied the knot in the month of December, here is your special verse:
When December’s showers fall fast,
Marry and true love will last.
And, if you are celebrating a birthday, anniversary or other special event between now and our next edition, we hope it's an occasion filled with joy and happiness.
We’ll take our leave with this blessing:
During the coming Christmas season
May you be blessed
With the spirit of the season,
which is peace,
The gladness of the season,
which is hope,
And the heart of the season,
which is love. All the best & God Bless, Bridget & Russ Get down on your knees and thank God you’re still on your feet. Téigh ar do ghlúine is bí buíoch le Dia go bhfuil tú fós ar do chosa. DID SOMEONE FORWARD THIS ISSUE TO YOU? Subscribe for FREE! Send an email to: rhaggerty@irishcultureandcustoms.com OR click on this link: http://www.irishcultureandcustoms.com/Newsletter.html
The Book
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Bless you all,
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LEAVE 'EM LAUGHING
The Three Stages of Man
1. He believes in Santa Claus.
2. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3. He isSanta Claus.
but don't forget the 4th stage....
4. He LOOKS like Santa Claus.
Received from Pastor Tim.
2. He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
3. He isSanta Claus.
but don't forget the 4th stage....
4. He LOOKS like Santa Claus.
Received from Pastor Tim.
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