Special Issue of Appliantology:
Samurai's Appliance Brand Recommendations, 3rd Edition
Huzzah! The long, dark Night of Unknowing is over-- the 3rd edition of Samurai's Appliance Brand Recommendation report has been unleashed on the Internet and, yea verily, the world shall not be the same. Find out who's been naughty and who's been nice. Whether you're in the market for a new refrigerator, washing machine, dishwasher, or any other major kitchen or laundry appliance, let this revered report be your faithful guide and guardian in your buying decisions. Although supplies are limited, as a loyal subscriber to Appliantology, we are hand-delivering your own personal issue of this life-altering report. You'll find it attached to this email as a PDF file.
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